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God I can't wait for the season to begin to put an end to all this nonsense... but I'll bite and add just a bit more since you're posting about poop:
After my first poop every day, I stand up, look into the bowl and try to identify the largest individual terd. Then I flush the toilet and wave to said designated terd and say "have a good day SequSpur." It doesn't really affect much in the grand scheme of things but it makes me giggle for a few seconds.
Spurs...spurs...trade Bonner....spurs
God I can't wait for the season to begin to put an end to all this nonsense... but I'll bite and add just a bit more since you're posting about poop:
Last edited by Jose Ole; 09-24-2010 at 12:18 AM.
OMG that's WTF. Thanks for sharing. In thanks of that video magic, I'm taking the rest of the week off from posting.
The largest one? You're doing it wrong.
The bowel movement of an individual with a healthy diet will consist of one, large "turd" about the size and consistency of a banana, barring the ingestion of a Mexican or Thai feast the night before. It is also beneficial to your health to "honor" every meal with a bowel movement before ingesting the next.
Why? Because I care.
Last edited by ohmwrecker; 09-23-2010 at 03:23 PM.
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