Celebrated my 18th birthday last night, it was so awesome

[BUMP.]

My friends start piling in around 7:30. We're chilling out, playing guitar hero and my mom calls us all into the living room, apparently it's important. I go to the door and there's a woman dressed as a police officer. She promptly interrogates me about my porn-watching habits and then comes inside:

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It becomes clear, however, that she isn't a real police officer when she starts waving her nightstick around lewdly:
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http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8905/nightstick1.jpg
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Then she decided it was getting a little too hot for her clothes (the air conditioning was actually broken, incidentally [and yes that is my grandmother sitting in the chair]):
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My friends were watching intently the entire time:
Reminiscent of the IGN guys, kinda
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4222/igna.jpg
The music started and she was gettin' down with it: http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1583/gettinjiggy.jpg
She had me grab her ass and buried my face between her s a whole lot:

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5493/assgrab.jpg
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8163/ face.jpg
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/228/ face2.jpg
Then some of my friends got in on the action:
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http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1791/natethejew.jpg
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9403/girlzk.jpg

After the show, we all had cake and posed for more pictures:
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http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5290/normalmontage.jpg
All in all, it was an awesome night. I got a bunch of money and a new Wii to take to college.

[J.T.]

this would've been so much better if 5 of those pic links werent ed up

[ynh]

No .. if you are going to copy old that everyone has seen 10 years ago at least get the ing links to work.

[The_BusDriver]

Lol!!!

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