Ok that is funny.
1872 - Arab Muslims create the first condom, made from goat intestine.
1873 - The British improve the concept somewhat, removing the intestine from the goat before use.
Ok that is funny.
I didn't lol but I did chuckle...
Not bad.
im sorry but there's currently no condom on sale that fits your size, not in any mart in texas nor any other state. you should have brought a lot with yourself as you immigrated tbh.
if you take a risk to use a louse condom, 90% chance is it'll slip off your small phallus and end up stuck in the vagina of your poor gf tbh. it will save her a lot money from buying menstrual devices though, which will be the good part of the bad news.
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