AR* story. AK is Alaska. You should know that, from the Hogs messing up the Horns in recent years. Hehehehehe.
Yes I've lived in Arkansas my whole life. Central Arkansas is heavily populated while 90% of everything else is cotton, rice, etc. fields. I heard we produce 93% of the worlds Rice. No wonder all those farmer dudes drive Hummers. Uh anyways... living here is like a toilet slowly flushing. Well, its not. Well, it is sorta. Uhhh, Arkansas is a nothing state. Rofl. Everyone bleeds Cardinal Red (Razorbacks) and are very territorial. Most people are very southern and talk like it as well. (I do). Hick state really. Nothing more.
And there's no such thing as a baby cow. Maybe you mean, calf?
