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    It always upsets my wife that when I'm lounging on the couch watching TV late at night, or watching a game, that I often just walk over to the sliding glass door, and step out and take a piss. I've even been known to be INSIDE when it's cold and just piss to the left where the grass is. Head in, out. Maybe my is actually in, but I don't piss straight down. Yeah, it's not easy but NEVER have I pissed on the door and dare I say, the patio. However, I can see how that might be pushing it too far. But stepping outside to take a piss ? WTF is wrong with that ? She tells me, 'It's the same distance to the bathroom'. Well, no, it's not. That's like, 15 feet further. And when I do that, I can't not only hear the TV, I can't see it.

    What is the problem with pissing in your own backyard ladies ? Jealous much ?

    Get over it. If I had s I'd be entertained a good part of the day. Just let us be.

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    Funny because my wife es about me pissing outside, too. Difference though is that I dont go outside to piss specifically, but since we dont smoke in the house, we step outside and sometimes, hey, I gots to go.

    Shes not a fan.

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    It's a ing mystery. If you can't piss on your own land, then what can you piss on ? Pissing standing up is the only thing we got going for us, goddamnit. Leave us alone !!!

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    That's like, 15 feet further. And when I do that, I can't not only hear the TV, I can't see it.
    Let's assume just for a minute that she's not upset by the fact that you could be seen exposing yourself by a neighbor and prosecuted for public indecency or worse, and she would be know as the wife of the neighborhood pervert. Maybe she's just upset by the fact that you're a lazy couch-potato television-addicted asshole stuck in the 1800's when everybody was forced to urinate outside due to lack of indoor facilities.

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    Well, if you are just pissing out the door, the piss can't be landing too far off. I'm sure nobody wants to step out into the back yard and squish into someone's pee puddle. Probably not great for the grass either. And what happens if you dribble?

    Otherwise though, generally speaking, women just don't fully understand the ability to unzip and go wherever we damn well please. As long as you are out of the way, I say have at it.

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    Let's assume just for a minute that she's not upset by the fact that you could be seen exposing yourself by a neighbor and prosecuted for public indecency or worse, and she would be know as the wife of the neighborhood pervert. Maybe she's just upset by the fact that you're a lazy couch-potato television-addicted asshole stuck in the 1800's when everybody was forced to urinate outside due to lack of indoor facilities.
    I thought of that, and quickly discounted it.

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    I thought of that, and quickly discounted it.
    Of course you did

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    Let's assume just for a minute that she's not upset by the fact that you could be seen exposing yourself by a neighbor and prosecuted for public indecency or worse, and she would be know as the wife of the neighborhood pervert. Maybe she's just upset by the fact that you're a lazy couch-potato television-addicted asshole stuck in the 1800's when everybody was forced to urinate outside due to lack of indoor facilities.
    You're nuts.

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    Of course you did
    Yes, I did because it's stupid.

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    My issue with it would be that the ammonia in urine smells horrible, and I grill a lot at home and that'd be the last thing I want to smell when I first walk outside. It can get pretty ripe, especially when it's warm.

    That being said, I would laugh my ass off if I saw DH pissing right outside the back door ... Because of the big concrete patio, it's a LOOOOOOONG way to the grass.

    Also, in my cracker neck of the woods, people who do this are commonly referred to as "white trash". At least that's what my mom would say.

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    Let's assume just for a minute that she's not upset by the fact that you could be seen exposing yourself by a neighbor and prosecuted for public indecency or worse, and she would be know as the wife of the neighborhood pervert. Maybe she's just upset by the fact that you're a lazy couch-potato television-addicted asshole stuck in the 1800's when everybody was forced to urinate outside due to lack of indoor facilities.
    Are you a woman? serious question

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    Are you a woman? serious question
    I figured the reply made it pretty obvious.

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    I figured the reply made it pretty obvious.
    never would have guessed since you post in the MMA forum...just sayin

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    Yes, I did because it's stupid.
    Actually, what's stupid is that not only are you are too f*cking lazy to walk 15 feet, you think it's crucial that you not miss 30 seconds of whatever is on tv. I hate to say "stereotypical American", but damn, you fit the bill

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    never would have guessed since you post in the MMA forum...just sayin
    'S cool. I get that a lot.

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    this thread reminds me of whottt. He was very proud of how he peed outside.

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    My issue with it would be that the ammonia in urine smells horrible, and I grill a lot at home and that'd be the last thing I want to smell when I first walk outside. It can get pretty ripe, especially when it's warm.

    That being said, I would laugh my ass off if I saw DH pissing right outside the back door ... Because of the big concrete patio, it's a LOOOOOOONG way to the grass.

    Also, in my cracker neck of the woods, people who do this are commonly referred to as "white trash". At least that's what my mom would say.
    Really ? White trash ? Hey I don't have a bunch of kids out of wedlock and live on welfare, miss various teeth and have a pretty darn good education. Probably better than yours.

    I piss, on occassion, in my own ing backyard. There is no 'ammonia' smell. I take a piss, on the grass. Christ, we have ing DOGS that piss and all over the place. Granted, they go out into a big field behind the house to crap but I see 'em taking a leak all over the place. They'd piss in the house if we let 'em. Our male siamese pisses and marks all over the place and the dogs are scared as of him. He pisses where he damn well pleases.

    You're telling me their piss is better than mine ?

    I can't take a PISS ?

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    men love to piss outside. no one knows why, we just do. as long as it's done discreetly, the womenfolk should just deal with it.

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    If your backyard is fenced off, you pee where people won't be walking for a while, and all the pee makes it in the yard then there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.


    PEE ON

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    It's jealousy. End of story. We can piss standing up, anywhere, any time. Quickly and efficiently. That's all it comes down to. Like I say, I admire s. Wish I had a pair. I don't. I have to deal with that.

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    Really ? White trash ? Hey I don't have a bunch of kids out of wedlock and live on welfare, miss various teeth and have a pretty darn good education. Probably better than yours.

    I piss, on occassion, in my own ing backyard. There is no 'ammonia' smell. I take a piss, on the grass. Christ, we have ing DOGS that piss and all over the place. Granted, they go out into a big field behind the house to crap but I see 'em taking a leak all over the place. They'd piss in the house if we let 'em. Our male siamese pisses and marks all over the place and the dogs are scared as of him. He pisses where he damn well pleases.

    You're telling me their piss is better than mine ?

    I can't take a PISS ?
    Overreact much?

    I'm very well educated, thanks ... definitely enough to know that excreted urine produces ammonia as it breaks down, and personally don't give a rat's ass if you piss in the middle of your kitchen floor.

    Don't ask a question if you don't want an answer, and there was nothing hostile or judgmental in mine, so get over yourself. There's lots of reasons why a woman would think pissing outside when there are perfectly good facilities indoors would be inappropriate.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    And I'm definitely jealous. But I still wouldn't piss where I grill my food.

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    And I'm definitely jealous. But I still wouldn't piss where I grill my food.
    Who brought up grilling ?

    What does pissing have to do with grilling, spurschick ? I didn't over react...you pulled the white trash thing which is the equivalent of ######. Why not just call me a ###### miss supposedly super-educated fake ass white . 'Oh, I'm one of the spurstalk' people. Yeah, and your dumber than in one of the lowest educated cities in America, and it shows. Only a stupid tramp like you could take a harmless self deprecating post that was meant in humor and take it to your level.

    White trash ? Look in the mirror you slimy . How's that for an 'over-reaction' ?

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    Your wife is one lucky lady, no doubt. Good Lord.

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