Gift for the wife

[BronxCowboy]

So I'm planning on giving my old lady a vibrator as a surprise. Here's my quandary: I want to make sure that the particular model I get her a) is one that she'll really enjoy, but b) won't show me up. Any recommendations out there?

[Shelly]

Boy..you're a real big spender!

[MannyIsGod]

You are a brave one posting this on here. I'm not going to start the jokes, but I'm sure they are going to come.

[Jekka]

Any vibrator that "won't show a man up" isn't worth a woman's time.

[BronxCowboy]

You are a brave one posting this on here. I'm not going to start the jokes, but I'm sure they are going to come.

I thought you guys might have some fun with it. Feel free.

EDIT: Have fun with the topic, that is. Not the vibrator. Unless you want to.

[Kori Ellis]

SpursWoman is the expert on this (I'm not joking). She will probably have some good suggestions.

[Shelly]

And don't forget the heavy duty batteries.

Beware, though. You just might be replaced.

[MannyIsGod]

No , when you're not getting any a month after you give her the gift, you know why!

[BronxCowboy]

And don't forget the heavy duty batteries.

Beware, though. You just might be replaced.

That's why I put the second qualification in there.

[Shelly]

Dude, all of them could show you up!

[BronxCowboy]

^As far as you'll ever know, anyway . . .
In other news, I'm assuming that means that you've spent quite a lot of time trying various toys, eh?

[Shelly]

^As far as you'll ever know, anyway . . .

dream on, cowboy.....

[MannyIsGod]

Ok dude, WHY?

Just answer that, WHY?

[Jekka]

Dude, all of them could show you up!

Yeah, unless you've figured out a way to make BronxCowboy, Jr. vibrate, you're SOL when finding a vibrator that won't show you up. I'd stock up on size C batteries if you're still getting the vibrator, my friend.

[BronxCowboy]

Ok dude, WHY?

Just answer that, WHY?

Just having fun with you guys, c'mon.

[Shelly]

Yeah, unless you've figured out a way to make BronxCowboy, Jr. vibrate, you're SOL when finding a vibrator that won't show you up. I'd stock up on size C batteries if you're still getting the vibrator, my friend.

Men! So clueless!

[BronxCowboy]

Point taken.^

[bigzak25]

i have read that the pocket rocket aka the rabbit vibrator is good for clitoris stimulation.


use that to get her nice and ready and then you do the driving.

good luck, good shopping.



i'd stay away from the mandingo special if i was you...the kind that needs to be plugged in and will dim the lights like on the green mile.

[Spurgal]

Eva Longoria: (On giving vibrators as gifts) "It's the best gift to give: an orgasm. And if I can't do it for ya, I'll give you the tools to succeed!"

[Useruser666]

[Spurgal]

The Rabbit

[Mijo]

Dude, I wouldn't invite that little vibratory bas into the bedroom if I were you. If you're not altogether replaced at the very least you'll have to learn to incorporate the little bas into your love making. But if you do go through with the purchase and after a few sessions she has given the vibrator a name, it is time to pack your bags. Hope I was of service.

[BronxCowboy]

Just do what I did, take her to the Megaplex and let her decide. Don't worry about what she get's unless she runs straight for that Rambone dildo.

Sounds like a good idea. I'm not really worried about what she gets anyway. If masturbation ever gets in the way of actual love-making, there were probably some issues there in the first place.

[Gatita]

Bad idea.

[Useruser666]

Just go get a Zuccini from HEB. If she likes it too much, don't worry. It'll spoil in a few days and your compe ion will be gone.