Establish a staff to do the day-to-day governing and party like a mother er.
What would you do if you were dictator of the free world?
Establish a staff to do the day-to-day governing and party like a mother er.
I would outlaw oxymorons.dictator of the free world![]()
commit tea partiers to concentration camps. I would only allow them out if they could pass a simple literacy test.
You want them to litter? Easy Test. Git'r'dunn
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I was inclined to spend a vast amount of time contemplating how one could be dictator of the free world.
gosh, I guess I would play a lot of golf, attend a lot of sporting events and attack a middle eastern country just for having weapons of minimal destruction.
what would you do, WC?
pussy, get alot of it, and more of it
"Kobe, welcome to Guantanemo Bay. Make yourself comfortable."
I would outlaw motion sensor paper towel machines in bathrooms that require you to wait five seconds before it will give you another sheet. That way I don't have to spend 20 seconds trying to get enough paper towels to sufficiently dry my hands.
I wave at it once before I wash my hands to get a head start
I'd resign.
I'd kill a solid third of Americans. A lot of middle easterners. Add I would destroy Israel. After the cleansing, I'd start with the social engineering so as to prevent humanity from returning to it's pre-cleansed condition. People like crookshanks would suffer unimaginable pain.
Pretty much the only acceptable answer for anyone who values democracy, which helps explain why WC's list was so long.
I'd eliminate all guns, trucks, and rednecks. Basically most of the south and Texas.
Create a new religion and have people worship me as messiah, banish anyone who commits violence to Antartica with nothing but a parka and a swiss army knife, then allow the world to elect a leader to do everything, with said leader answerable only to me (kind of like Iran).
Technically, I'm way more corrupt than Lngrrrr. Retirement = pension.![]()
Trucks are cool. You can't drive up a dirt road in the mountains in a Kia.
Then you could write a book and work the political convention circuit as a guest speaker, maybe even get your own TV show on cable!
I'd like to see the worst criminals in our system to be put to death within a month of sentencing and I'd see the other guys that don't quite deserve death but contributed to a lot of negativity be put on an island to fend for themselves with the other bad guys.
"resign"
but In the name of fun, with no regard to the plausibility or implications of these assertions: I would set term limits on our legislators, I would immediately bring the boys and girls back home, I'd legalize marijuana and cocaine, and I'd annex Mexico as the 51st state.
Just 2?
You are the worst dictator of the free world ever
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