Garnett: Shaq smells like fresh sheets

[Gutter92]

Maybe Kazaam did have magical powers, because I don’t remember Kevin Garnett talking like this ever before. When asked about the effect Shaq has had on the Celtics this season, it’s safe to say that no one expected the following two statements to come out KG’s mouth.

From Mark Murphy of the Boston Herald:

“Shaq is like paradise, man,” he said. “You ever wash your sheets and then go outside and hang them out, and the sun dries them? You ever smell the sheets?

“That’s what Shaq is, Shaq is like,” Garnett said before breathing in deeply, like he was inhaling fresh air. “I don’t want to give any products any tags right now, but you know what I’m saying. For anybody who’s ever hung out clothes, they know what I mean.”

Despite being from Vermont, I can’t say that I’ve ever hung sheets out to dry on the line. But what I have done is stand next to Shaq in the locker room after a game, and he doesn’t smell like the fresh laundry I normally take out the dryer. Maybe the wind does something different.

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[Koolaid_Man]

Garnett and Shaq would produce one ugly baby....lol

[Slomo]

you spelled wrong

[crc21209]

Wow...KG has a man crush on Shaq....

[Koolaid_Man]

furthermore I can just see it now:

Garnett: Shaq Can I borrow your sheets...

Shaq: I ed on em last night...

Garnett: It's ok you a fresh smelling ...

[ohmwrecker]

You are a weird bas .

[Koolaid_Man]

You are a weird bas .

so what....I have 2 very important things going for me...1.) my is big and 2.) I have money in da bank...

[Trill Clinton]

I knew KG had some sugar in his tank.

[ohmwrecker]

so what....I have 2 very important things going for me...1.) my is big and 2.) I have money in da bank...

I'm just going to assume that the opposite is true.

[LnGrrrR]

Garnett and Shaq would produce one ugly baby....lol

Damn. I would think it would be hard to prove how often one fantasized about two guys having sex together, and prove how stupid I was about the biological capabilities of the human body, all in just eight words. Thanks for proving it's possible.

[Gutter92]

I'm just going to assume that the opposite is true.

Nah man in some asian countries he'd be considered large, and he might have a few dollars in the bank

[Gutter92]

Damn. I would think it would be hard to prove how often one fantasized about two guys having sex together, and prove how stupid I was about the biological capabilities of the human body, all in just eight words. Thanks for proving it's possible.

Damn, Ln...I dont think he posted since you took care of business yesterday...you're gonna force him outa this thread too

[Koolaid_Man]

Damn, Ln...I dont think he posted since you took care of business yesterday...you're gonna force him outa this thread too

I don't see how...He has in his bloodline...He has living proof at home...

[LnGrrrR]

I don't see how...He has in his bloodline...He has living proof at home...

I'd rather have a kid with a minor genetic defect than the major mental re ation you display on this forum with every post. Tell me, do the other frycooks at McDonalds laugh at you behind your back? It's ok, you can tell us the truth.

[ChickHearnMic]

Fresh out of the Fountain of Youth for Shaq tonight.

Perk or Jermaine needs to comeback soon so the Big Leprechaun doesn't get burnt out early in the season.

[Drachen]

I'd rather have a kid with a minor genetic defect than the major mental re ation you display on this forum with every post. Tell me, do the other frycooks at McDonalds laugh at you behind your back? It's ok, you can tell us the truth.

Psssst. He works at burger king. "DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE, WOULD YOU LIKE, WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT"

[Gutter92]

I'd rather have a kid with a minor genetic defect than the major mental re ation you display on this forum with every post. Tell me, do the other frycooks at McDonalds laugh at you behind your back? It's ok, you can tell us the truth.

LnG, although I do enjoy your thorough ownage of Kool...stop you make him leave cause he has no comebacks

[z0sa]

i call bull on the 'minor re ation" stuff. if anyone has minor re ation, its that idiotic half-monkey that plummeted fifty feet to the court while his mindless lakerfan parents laughed it up and drank.

[SenorSpur]

Wtf?

[greyforest]

garnett must have been under the influence of something

[Stringer_Bell]

Psssst. He works at burger king. "DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE, WOULD YOU LIKE, WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT"