Bear-proof trash containers

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.27bslash6.com/trash.html

Pretty long, but good.

Here is the first e-mail, click the link for the replies:

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 7 October 2010 11.04am
To: [email protected]
Subject: Bears

Dear Sir and/or Madam,
I have received a request for seventy-five of my dollars for putting my trash out for collection without securing it inside a bear-proof container. Due to a series of events the night before, I forgot to put my trash out and had to run it out the next morning after hearing the collection truck approach.
As regulations govern only actions within certain defined limits and thereby justify all similar actions that lie outside those limits, I request that my offence is changed from 'unsecured trash' to 'secured trash barring the possibility of bears formulating a strategy in which to take advantage of the few minutes between deposit and collection.'
Regards, David.

[Slomo]

Nice!

[Slomo]

Have you seen this one?

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html

[Slomo]

you SB, I have work to do and can't get away from that website

[Slomo]

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm not going to tell you how to break through trash containers.

[ChuckD]

you SB, I have work to do and can't get away from that website

"Missing Missy" had me crying-laughing.

[ShoogarBear]

Some of those are almost su iously too good. Hard to believe they aren't at least partially made up.

[KapitanTutan]

Some of those are almost su iously too good. Hard to believe they aren't at least partially made up.

agree. nevertheless the site is great for killing boredom.

[2Blonde]

Some of those are almost su iously too good. Hard to believe they aren't at least partially made up.

I don't care if they are all real or not. That is some of the funniest $h!t I have read. The pics of his dog in a blanket are pure gold! My lung hurt from laughing so hard. Right now I'm reading the topic "Bob's Artwork" I'd love it if a couple of "dog-in-a-blanket, umm, err...i mean scary bear" pics would show up in every topic.

[Winehole23]

Have you seen this one?

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html

[Winehole23]

Some of those are almost su iously too good. Hard to believe they aren't at least partially made up.

That link made me laugh my ass off. I like to had a fit.

Having good bs can cause others to overlook a few obvious flaws, but nothing at all atones for lameness.

[ChuckD]

Simon's Pie Charts is ing GOLD. The interchange is hilarious, but the little pie charts and graphics that he sends are priceless.

[The Reckoning]

rofl this guys hilarious. its funny how he usually gets what he wants in the end (that is if the emails are real).

[KapitanTutan]

rofl this guys hilarious. its funny how he usually gets what he wants in the end (that is if the emails are real).

they aren't

but still

[Sisk]

I love this site.