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    :lol Gio IronMaxipad's Avatar
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    If every single animal and insect on earth decided to make it their mission to kill humans would we lose the war?

    Imagine a cavalry of kangaroos on horseback let alone the mul ude of awesomely destructive combinations. I'd say we're ed.

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    animals - no
    insects - yes

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    I'm sure someone will break out the ol' slide rule, but I don't think that's possible. I say that with the understanding that humans wouldn't be empty-handed(equipped) while fighting said enemies.

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    Gutter92 thread



    I can't believe I'm gonna take this question seriously. If every other living thing came after us with no regard for its own life then we'd be overwhelmed and eventually lose. But if they still cared about their own survival as much as defeating humans then we'd eventually win. This is the kinda me and my friends would talk about when we were in elementary school

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    my dog would still love me <3

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    No. Not long term, at least.

    Either they'd kill us all right away, or our short term survival would require us to kill enough animals/insects to irreparably damage the food chain, making long term survival untenable.

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    We'd eventually lose in the end, even if we defeated them.

    The ecosystem would be ed.

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    We would lose even if we won cause us humans would kill ourselves cause we would no longer have mcribs.

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    Humans win.

    Why? Because you can imagine winning. We are the only animals on this planet that can turn all thoughts into tangible realities. We can just live in glass bubbles in outer space, and pillage the ecosystem back on Earth for resources.

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    We would lose even if we won cause us humans would kill ourselves cause we would no longer have mcribs.
    Yeah, right. As if McRib availability is at all dependent upon animals or any other food-like organic materials.

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    Our animal instincts would prevail.

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    Way to go head. M. Night Shyamalan is probably adapting this thread into a screenplay as we speak.

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    :lol Gio IronMaxipad's Avatar
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    tbh, it would make a great film.

    imo

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    tbh, it would make a great film.

    imo
    Werd. Throw In Some hot starlets and u got a film.

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    Way to go head. M. Night Shyamalan is probably adapting this thread into a screenplay as we speak.
    The Occurrence?

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    tbh, it would make a great film.

    imo
    Well, in the movie 12 Monkeys, there is a scene early in the movie where animals are "visiting" a town after busting out of a zoo

    Pretty impressive


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    :lol Gio IronMaxipad's Avatar
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    Imagine this er kicking your door in



    or some of these assholes



    And what about the rhesus monkeys with handguns riding on bears and ?

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Humans win.

    Why? Because you can imagine winning. We are the only animals on this planet that can turn all thoughts into tangible realities. We can just live in glass bubbles in outer space, and pillage the ecosystem back on Earth for resources.
    So we win and kill all/most of the animals and have to become vegetarians? I don't know, that seems like a pretty bitter loss to me.

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    Way to go head. M. Night Shyamalan is probably adapting this thread into a screenplay as we speak.
    Win.

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    I Aint Got No Job Gutter92's Avatar
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    What exactly would turn all the animals against us?

    Btw we'd win cause we can go to the moon and they can't...




    Worst case scenario this guy follows us up, but no other species could so we'd be fine


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    Long term we would lose no because we can't just wipe out all animals and expect to survive.


    However, there's no question we'd win a war against all other organisms on Earth. LOL, some of you really think we'd lose with all of the technology and weaponry we have?

    Funny thought for a thread.

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    the obese would drop first and we'd be too scared to go outside and cut our lawn which is perfect stalking ground for lions
    nah we'd be

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    We would lose even if we won cause us humans would kill ourselves cause we would no longer have mcribs.



    I tired one the other day and it was not to my liking. However I finished it and a few min later wanted to try another to make sure I didn't like it.

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    This is the kinda me and my friends would talk about when we were in elementary school

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