The Turrible Ten: Charles Barkley Counts Down The Top 10 De able People

[lefty]

The Turrible Ten: Charles Barkley Counts Down The Top 10 De able People

Posted on 11 April 2010 by Drew Decker

As a special favor, Chuck has agreed to stop by and celebrate the re-launching of the FanSided Sports Blog by contributing one of his infamous top ten lists. Away we go…

10. Santonio Holmes – If Holmes really threw a glass at that woman then he’s a pussy. Nothing more and nothing less.

9. Billy Payne – Who does this punk ass think he is? If I ever run into Payne down in Georgia I’m going to punch him in the face and then throw him through a plate glass window.

8. Jesse James – Having a fatty crush on tatted up biker chicks is one thing, but dissing America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock is just flat out wrong.

7. Harry Reid – The guy is a whiny little weasel and I’m not just saying that because of his recent “Negro dialect” comment.

6. Ben Roethisberger – It looks like Big Ben is going to avoid getting charged tomorrow and dodge another bullet, but he really needs to start making better decisions.

5. Nancy Pelosi - I wouldn’t bang this crazy with Cheryl Miller’s . The wench is ruining the country along with Reid and my man Barack isn’t doing anything to stop them.

4. Tiki Barber – Although that 23-year old is a nice piece of ass, leaving your wife when she is eight months pregnant with two buns in the oven just ain’t right.

3. Rachel Uchitel – Either the lady looks like a dude or the dude looks like a lady. I’m not sure. Either way, she now has about $10 million of Tiger’s money. If that isn’t a high priced I don’t know what is.

2. Donald Sterling – It’s fitting that the guy is usually wearing black because there always seems to be a black cloud hovering over the franchise. Ain’t no way LeBron is ever going to sign with the Clippers in July.

1. Gloria Allred – First she represents Uchitel and now Tiger’s kindergarten teacher? Give me a damn break. I wouldn’t drive around the corner for a BJ from her if she was the last woman on earth.

http://fansided.com/2010/04/11/the-t...icable-people/

[Zelophehad]

Thanks for posting this 8 months later, all these are really relevant right now.

[lefty]

Thanks for posting this 8 months later, all these are really relevant right now.

I know it's 8 month old

But it's still funny

[Otaku]

I don't know (and never even heard of) any of those 10 ppl... should I feel bad or great?