Bonner rap.

[Rappin' Pop]

In the Boston game, he got a promotion
Flying across the Atlantic ocean.
Taking 9 shots at the half
We had a big laugh.

Spurs have a number one option
Like a life essence potion.
We playing no defense
Ray Allen screwing us I am so dense.

Can't stop him so we counter with many a three.
I play Matt Bonner cause he ain't come free.
Paid him a penny too many
Cause his jokes are so corny.

At the half he is our MVP
All of you haters should suck my P.
He proving all you haters wrong, he dominating
Better scorer than James the King.

Suck it, Spurstalk!

[Cessation]

Fail.