The Onion: Tim Duncan Reports 5th Straight Successful New Year's Resolution

[duncan228]

Tim Duncan Reports 5th Straight Successful New Year's Resolution



SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan confirmed Monday that since he had not put off answering e-mails once during the entire year, 2010 would mark the fifth consecutive year he had held true to his New Year's resolution. "In 2006, I vowed to cut down on the sodium in my diet, and in 2007, I promised myself I would win another NBA championship and finally visit Denmark," said Duncan, adding that 2009's resolution to "loosen up and have more fun" was achieved by auditing a sociology course at the University of Texas at San Antonio. "2008 was hard, but on Dec. 31, I finally built up enough courage to talk to [AT&T Center concession-stand worker] Erin [Matthews]." This year, the 12-time All-Star has resolved to start cooking for himself more and to put more thought into the gifts he gives.

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/ar...new-yea,18760/

[CubanMustGo]

Good to have you back, 228.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I love that The Onion loves Timmy. He is the geek's jock.

[awktalk]

WB 228. Congrats on the matrimony and all

[DMC]

Talk to Erin eh? Tony's gonna be pissed.