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what would happen? (poll coming)
1. He would be vaporized. Long hair and calf tats in all.
2. His calf tats would survive the explosion, prompting the United States military to spend billions of dollars researching how Koriwhat's calf tats were able to withstand a nuclear explosion. They would then develop nuclear resistant armor based on their findings. Empowered with this new technology, the United States could confidently invade rogue countries who have nuclear weapons, like North Korea. The end result would be a safer world, all because Koriwhat decided to be a supreme dumbass and get some calf tats.
3. His calf tats would survive the explosion, but the intense amount of radiation, mixing with Koriwhat's rage and ed DNA, would trigger a mutation of the lower half of his legs. They would quickly grow to Japanese movie monster size, and before you know it, San Antonio (and of course Dallas) would be under attack by a pair of hundred foot tall calf tatted legs, wearing tube socks and Adidas.
Last edited by midnightpulp; 02-20-2011 at 09:18 AM.
inb4
god hates the mavs!
wb mid
his calf tats would def save him, imo.
I saw a bad ass cabin cruiser today broken down on the water, and I didn't stop to help because they buzzed me a few times earlier and were all like "hahahahahahaahha" and their music was like "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM" and I was fishing and was like "please stop" and they were like "HAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA" until I drove by after dark and they were like "please stop" and I was like "crofl" I actually pronounced "crofl". They didn't get it. They are not of this Earth.
midnight , i'm just glad you're not in comedy because you in' suck at it and i'd hate to see another larry the cable guy shtick. you suck.
midnight , i'm just glad you're not in comedy because you in' suck at it and i'd hate to see another larry the cable guy shtick. you suck.
midnight , i'm just glad you're not in comedy because you in' suck at it and i'd hate to see another larry the cable guy shtick. you suck.
I'm learning new things, like it's still ok to repeat what others say like you did when you were 5 years old, and that's how you get over on them.
I'm learning new things, like it's still ok to repeat what others say like you did when you were 5 years old, and that's how you get over on them.
Now someone will quote me....
That's how you win.
I'm learning new things, like it's still ok to repeat what others say like you did when you were 5 years old, and that's how you get over on them.
I'm learning new things, like it's still ok to repeat what others say like you did when you were 5 years old, and that's how you get over on them.
Now someone will quote me....
That's how you win.
Exactly!
Sup, Perry.
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