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no bronzer, no torn sleeved dress shirt, no faux hawk, no ey hair, no lip gloss, no big look-at-me hat, no sunglasses at night, no ab-baring half-shirt, no bling.... = no bag.
a bag distracts hot chicks like a sparkly object, overwhelming hot chick circuitry and good sense with an over the top use of bronzer, torn sleeved dress shirts, faux hawks, etc., in a virtual sleight of hand maneuver, the end result being that the hot chick is too distracted to realize she's with a loser.
the second type of bag is a fella with a bit of cir stantial success that is so clueless as to believe that he's solely responsible for all his good fortune, to the point that he now believes he's special, and attempts to adopt the mannerisms of a rock star, prima donna, etc. this results in fantastical preening and attention getting on the part of the bag, and tragically, on some occasions, the distraction, with lamentable results, as detailed above, of a hot chick.
these are the two main types of bags, but there are of course, many others. for example, my girlfriend's ex-husband, he isn't a fancy-pantsed jackanape as described above, but he nevertheless is a certifiable grade A bag. another example, just about every Lakers fan, ever. EVAR!!!1!
aside from his french rap career, which isn't pictured (and which didn't occur in the US and is therefore exempt anyway), can't really ding tony p. being in a picture with hotchicks, although a prerequisite, does not automatically qualify one as a " bag with hotchicks." still have to put in the work, bub.
