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  1. 03-31-2011 #1
    tlongII
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    "The 20-inch Egyptian cobra hasn’t been seen since Friday afternoon, and is believed to be hiding somewhere in her zoo enclosure. However instead of searching crevices of the Reptile House for the pencil-thin snake, zoo workers might have better luck looking online."
    Read the snake's tweets here - http://twitter.com/BronxZoosCobra#
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  2. 03-31-2011 #2
    The Gemini Method
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    lol @ Dear @CharlieSheen, know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.
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    good idea, bad delivery
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    That's ing hilarious, much more inspired than that other ty twitter account that got turned into a show with Capt. Kirk. They should make THIS a TV show.
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    dude is def enjoying his 15 min of fame. theres a tweet every 30 minutes...
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    Pretty ssssssweet
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gemini Method
    lol @ Dear @CharlieSheen, know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.
    20 inches? Damn!
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    All is well again, Cobra has been found.

    NEW YORK -- The missing Bronx Zoo cobra has been found.

    Zoo officials say the snake was found Thursday morning in the zoo's Reptile House, nearly a week after it went missing. The Egyptian cobra was found coiled in a dark corner of the reptile house and zoo director Jim Breheny says she is in good health.
    http://www.ksat.com/news/27388637/detail.html#
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  9. 03-31-2011 #9
    The Gemini Method
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    Got a bagel at H & H Bagels on upper west side. When I ordered I said, "I'll have the snakes on a PLAIN." He did not laugh. Tough crowd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gemini Method
    Got a bagel at H & H Bagels on upper west side. When I ordered I said, "I'll have the snakes on a PLAIN." He did not laugh. Tough crowd.
    Hard to rattle somebody with a print joke
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  11. 03-31-2011 #11
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    Funny!
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    The Gemini Method
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    Quote Originally Posted by phxspurfan
    Hard to rattle somebody with a print joke
    That is true...of course just in case the mighty dense didn't get it--that was the snake's twitter joke and not mine lol.

    like a boomslang!
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    Quote Originally Posted by phxspurfan
    Hard to rattle somebody with a print joke




    Hopefully the snake can host SNL, there's a facebook group set up for it like they did with Betty White.
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  14. 03-31-2011 #14
    Viva Las Espuelas
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    Damn. The reptile house is the last place I would've looked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Las Espuelas
    Damn. The reptile house is the last place I would've looked.
    I don't think figuring out the place was the issue.

    "Which one of you minimum-wage guys wants to go look for the missing cobra?"
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    The Gemini Method
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thompson
    I don't think figuring out the place was the issue.

    "Which one of you minimum-wage guys wants to go look for the missing cobra?"
    Yeah, I'm sure, for liability issues, there was caution in apprehending this loose reptile.
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    damn that is some scary ...a missing cobra. If I worked at the bronx zoo I'd be petrified. I probably wouldn't come to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALVAREZ6
    damn that is some scary ...a missing cobra. If I worked at the bronx zoo I'd be petrified. I probably wouldn't come to work.
    They closed the reptile house. If it got out of there, it was going to die of exposure anyway.
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