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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    Okay, y'all, I have been laughing at this with my husband for 2 weeks but have been hesitant to post it because it's so dumb, but what the heck!

    I noticed a new little thing Tim does when he's getting wound up on the court and he needs to calm down. He opens his mouth and loosens up his jaw. Someone correct me if he's been doing this forever, but I never noticed until just now. So, the first thing I thought was he must've learned it in LaMaze class. I'll never forget when we took LaMaze class and the nurse teaching it said to focus on our jaws, because a relaxed jaw means a relaxed vagina. My husband turned to me and whispered, "Good to know!" Anyway, it's silly, but do you think that's where he learned his new relaxation technique?

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    Honey, I wouldn't complain. Grrr.... show me a picture!!!

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    DY-NO-MITE! TNT21's Avatar
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    I'm all about the relaxed vagina!! s yeah!

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    Bad Kitty Gatita's Avatar
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    I'm all about the relaxed vagina!! s yeah!

    Uh....No!

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I think a relaxed vagina would suck. A relaxed jaw would suck too, but thats the point.

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    Less teeth=win

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    I guess I shouldn't be surprised where this went.

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    Are you saying that Tim Duncan has a Vagina.


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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    Summers,

    i'm right with you there hun. I saw him do that too in a game against PHX.. i was like "omg he really does have emotion!!"
    As far as learnign that in birthing class.. i bet he did!!! I took mine at St. Luke's Baptist.. and the teacher was always saying that we need to pay attention to our jaws and shoulders to make sure they are relaxed. Of course she used the word "birth canal".. and my smartass husband would whisper in my ear :"is the birth canal the hole??" And I'd die laughing right there i nthe middle of class , rool right off my birthign ball tears rolling down my face. My husband can be a real bas .

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    at Obiwan's husband. That's nasty.

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    Interesting

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    to my hubby any hole is the hole. He's a sweetie

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    I wish Tony was inside my birth canal

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