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What the ? I can't create a poll.
Who would win in a bare knuckle brawl?
Philip Banks
vs.
Carl Winslow
What the ? I can't create a poll.
Tough choice. I could see Phil winning this thing in 4 or 5, but I can easily see Carl doing the same thing. But I think it'd be a tough 6 or 7 fight series with either fighter possibly winning.
You never told me why David Spade is dancing like a in your sig.
Carl Winslow and it's not even close.
Uncle Phil's got an impressive record on paper but who did he ever take on in his own weight class? He inflated his stats tossing around an undersized Jazz and managed to take down that one dude whose daughter was a bully ("I think you have her confused with YO MAMA!"). Whoop-dee- ing doo.
Meanwhile, dating back to Sean Connery in the Untouchables and possibly back further, fictional members of the Chicago PD are tough mother ers. He's not going down like a little , that's for certain. And that opens up the fight to go on and expose Phil's real weakness: conditioning. Dude had heart issues. Carl, though doughy, managed to show off his cardio in the clutch when he had to stay on that treadmill while his chief defused the bomb. Carl could totally rope-a-dope his lawyer. Wouldn't take long before Banks is sucking wind and then Winslow FTW.
Or if he decided to just end it quick he'll get Urkel to hook him up with some Bruce Juice for the fight.
No matter how you slice it Banks goes back to Bel Air in a bodybag.
That was a brilliant analysis. I think Philip has a better shot than you would think. He was raised on a farm in the South. You can't underestimate his survival instincts and dirty scrapping style.
I always liked to think that the character Carl Winslow and Sgt Powell from Die Hard are the same person. His wife is pregnant with Eddie at the time (he's getting the food at the gas station for her before hits the fan) and after the incident at Nakatomi Plaza he has to move from LA to Chicago in order to protect his family.
Don't mind the 15 year time gap.
Speaking of Carl Winslow, but is it me or did Zach Randolph favor a fat Eddie Winslow?
I had the same thought.
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