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    It ain't easy being Dean
    by Frank Oz


    About Governor Dean and the curare suppository…forget it.

    I already told Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. It’s not going to work.

    Once the governor is paralyzed, he’s going to slump over like a wet sandbag. We’d have to hold his head up with wires. Sooner or later, it will occur to someone in the press that that isn’t normal.

    And I can’t do his voice. Unless it’s okay for him to sound like Fozzy Bear and occasionally say “wocka wocka.”

    “Dark, dishonest vision for our nation’s future; WOCKA WOCKA!” “Arrest Tom DeLay; WOCKA WOCKA!” No way.

    And think where I’d have to put my hand. Bill Clinton did that with Terry McAuliffe, but they were really close.

    Your best bet? CGI. Get the guys who did the long shots of the hobbits.

    Other than that, you might try the taxidermist who fixed up Strom Thurmond.




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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Is this WRITER the Sesame Street Frank Oz? Isn't he dead?


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