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Stupid PR departments, always the same mistake.
At least write the crap the way that it at least sounds like it comes from the player himself.
Number one, I want to apologize for my actions at the start of the 4th quarter in Dallas in Game 4. They don’t represent me, my upbringing, this franchise, or any of the Laker fans out there that want to watch us and watch us succeed. Furthermore and more importantly, I want to actually apologize to J.J. Barea for doing that. I’m just glad he wasn’t seriously injured in the event, and all I could say is, I looked at it, it’s terrible and it definitely won’t happen again. I went and I watched it, and it was terrible. Sometimes you just have to man up and own it, and that’s what happened. It’s that simple.
He said just like that during the Lakers exit interview; how do I know? I saw it live.
It will probably be up on lakers.com later today.
Yeah, I wouldn't expect Bynum to remember that many words either.
"I'm sorry. I just have trust issues with my elbow and was just seeing if I could trust it this one time to do the job. I have no such trust issues with my breasts."
I Jacksonized it, now it's more accurate for Bynum:
"Number one, I want to apologize for my actions at the mutha in' start of the mutha in' 4th quarter in Dallas in Game 4. They don’t represent me, my upbringing, this franchise, or any of the mutha in' Laker fans out there that want to watch us and watch us succeed. Furthermore and more importantly, I want to actually apologize to J.J. Barea for doing that to his ass. I’m just glad he wasn’t seriously injured in the mutha in' event, and all I could say is, I had looked at it, it’s terrible and it definitely won’t mutha in' happen again. I had went and I had watched it, and it was terrible. Sometimes you just have to man up and own it, and that’s what happened to the little mother er. It’s that simple."
Of course the PR department did it. If not, it'd read like "Yeah I hit that white mother er. Now, do they have in and out burgers in Orlando?"
BTW, the answer to that question is NO.
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HAHHA that one got me dying there.
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