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  1. 05-13-2011 #1
    CosmicCowboy
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    Funny...I just had the passing thought yesterday while I was driving wondering if OBL had any porn on those computers...

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-p...162214194.html
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    The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
    "fairly extensive" collection.

    Saw that article too, and was gonna post it.

    Dude had what, six wives? Probably wasn't his. Or maybe it was.

    Wonder what the koran says about one guy with six women at once?
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    I saw a headline at the checkout at HEB that said he was stoned on smack when they shot him. (I know, consider the source)...I'll check around for corroboration...
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    http://bungalowbillscw.blogspot.com/...osama-bin.html
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    lol corroboration

    Nice story though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChumpDumper
    lol corroboration

    Nice story though.


    Yeah, I went six pages deep in Google and that was all I could find...
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    I'm pretty sure camel-on-camel action isn't considered real porn.
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    you haven't had sex until you've humped a camel.
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    wtf i thought he didn't have internet access
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    Vivid Video presents SEAL Team Sex: The Hunt for Osama Been Laid
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    Vivid Video presents SEAL Team Sex: The Hunt for Osama Been Laid
    This post definitively proves what your real day job is.

    I always wondered who the guy was that thought of those awful sex puns for porno tapes, and now I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainwreck2100
    wtf i thought he didn't have internet access
    That is what the couriers did at the internet cafe in between plotting our gruesome violent deaths.

    I wonder what the arabic translations are for choking your chicken or spanking your monkey?
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    See? more proof that OBL is american
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    This post definitively proves what your real day job is.

    I always wondered who the guy was that thought of those awful sex puns for porno tapes, and now I know.
    Awful? Ouch. Perhaps I can win you over with these preview of my write up for the back of the box.

    "Get ready a ji-hard! Agent Casey Pourne of the Double D. I. A. is going balls deep undercover to track down the most wanted man in the world, using her whole arsenal of surgically enhanced interrogation techniques to find Osama Been Laid's pound in the mountains of Jackistan. Who needs 72 virgins in Heaven when you've got 1 this good on Earth?"
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    Thread delivers.
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    that was great, exile.
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    lol @ pound. MOAR!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by clambake
    you haven't had sex until you've humped a camel.
    Or a donkey. Whatever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Liazn-btk
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    SFW, promise
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    Awful? Ouch. Perhaps I can win you over with these preview of my write up for the back of the box.

    "Get ready a ji-hard! Agent Casey Pourne of the Double D. I. A. is going balls deep undercover to track down the most wanted man in the world, using her whole arsenal of surgically enhanced interrogation techniques to find Osama Been Laid's pound in the mountains of Jackistan. Who needs 72 virgins in Heaven when you've got 1 this good on Earth?"
    Jesus Christ. I don't even know what to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    using her whole arsenal of surgically enhanced interrogation techniques to find Osama Been Laid's pound in the mountains of Jackistan.
    gold
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    Awful? Ouch. Perhaps I can win you over with these preview of my write up for the back of the box.

    "Get ready a ji-hard! Agent Casey Pourne of the Double D. I. A. is going balls deep undercover to track down the most wanted man in the world, using her whole arsenal of surgically enhanced interrogation techniques to find Osama Been Laid's pound in the mountains of Jackistan. Who needs 72 virgins in Heaven when you've got 1 this good on Earth?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    Awful? Ouch. Perhaps I can win you over with these preview of my write up for the back of the box.

    "Get ready a ji-hard! Agent Casey Pourne of the Double D. I. A. is going balls deep undercover to track down the most wanted man in the world, using her whole arsenal of surgically enhanced interrogation techniques to find Osama Been Laid's pound in the mountains of Jackistan. Who needs 72 virgins in Heaven when you've got 1 this good on Earth?"
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    Porn, sex slaves and Weed.....what else did the guy need?

    Details are continuing to emerge regarding Osama bin Laden's top-secret Abbottabad compound, but the discovery of some marijuana plants just yards from the home has set the blogosphere aflame with speculation.

    Said to be worth $1 million (though that estimate is now hotly debated), the home of the world's most feared terrorist has attracted crowds of Pakistanis and media to its now sealed-off gates. But a stroll around the 20-foot-tall, barbed wire-ringed walls led CNN's Nic Robertson to the cannibis crop, barely hidden alongside a garden of cabbages and potatoes.

    But whether or not bin Laden and his family were growing the weed for recreational purposes remains a mystery. As the Daily Mail reports, it has long been speculated that the Al Qaeda leader suffered from kidney failure, which would allow him to get a prescription for medical marijuana in many U.S. states.
    Huff

    You have too wonder if he cruzed craigslist too...
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