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Spectacular.
"It's going to look like two Ed Hardy shirts ed and vomited on each other."
LMAO
linkLAS VEGAS—Mixed martial artist Phillipe Nover announced design plans Thursday for a new T-shirt that he claimed would be completely covered in hundreds of dumb fighting terms and stupid ing tribal patterns. "This shirt will feature a rambling assortment of worthless violent images and words, like 'grapple' and 'slam,' all thrown together in the most unappealing colors possible," said Nover, adding that graphics would include spray-painted angel wings, laughing skulls wearing crowns, random splatter marks, and other images so idiotic they could only appeal to 8-year-old boys from Long Island or emotionally undeveloped middle-aged men. "It's going to look like two Ed Hardy shirts ed and vomited on each other. I can guarantee it will be the stupidest, ugliest T-shirt ever made." When asked if the inside tag would also feature an unsightly design, Nover admitted he had not yet thought of that but would be sure to include "machine guns or naked lady silhouettes or something else that's stupid."
Spectacular.
"It's going to look like two Ed Hardy shirts ed and vomited on each other."
LMAO
I just realized that the story is from, 'The Onion'. I ing HATE the Onion.
Nothing to see here, just stupid .
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