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    Veteran Isitjustme?'s Avatar
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    We learned about what Marv likes in a man:

    A. He would, like — he wanted me to find a male with a large penis.
    Q. And did you all ever get together with a male?
    A. Yes….
    Q. How did you find these men?
    A. The first person was staying at the hotel that I was staying. And he was an attractive airline pilot.
    http://deadspin.com/5814233/the-come...t+bite-triumph


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    Veteran Isitjustme?'s Avatar
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    tbh I like Marv but I forgot about how much of a creep he is.

    Some more:

    September 24, afternoon: Patricia Masten, Hyatt Hotels concierge, shows up and swings the trial with perhaps the greatest bit of testimony in American legal history:

    A. He called to say that he needed a fax sent and could I send a fax and help him with a fax. And I said sure. […]
    Q. What happened when you got to the room?
    A. The door was — the bolt lock was ajar and I knocked on the door and announced myself. And he wasn't in there but I could hear him say, "Come on in," and he
    said he would be right out. And I was by the bar area where the couches are in the living room area and I was looking out the window and I heard the door close behind me.
    Q. And what did you see then?
    A. I saw him standing there with underwear on.
    Q. What kind of underwear?
    A. He had panties and a garter belt on.
    Q. What else, if anything, did you see?
    A. He was exposed and aroused.
    Q. What did you do?
    A. I was in shock. I didn't know what to do. I have never seen anything like this before.
    Q. What happened at that point?
    A. He told me that he was frustrated and he told me that he had a lot of tension and he wanted me to help him out. And he approached me and started rubbing his body on me.
    Q. What happened then?
    A. And I tried to push him away, and he wanted me to perform oral sex on him.
    Q. How do you know that?
    A. He pushed my head down, towards his crotch area.
    Q. Did he do anything else?
    A. He bit me on the side of my neck over here when he was pushing my head down.
    Q. What happened then?
    A. And I tried to push him off me and I went to grab his hair and his hair lifted off, and he went to grab his hair and I ran out of the room.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Great. research.

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    the interview in there with his ex about his toupee is great too.

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    Cool story bro

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    crofl DMC is such a clown. He's making fun of me and implying I say "Cool story" (which I've never said on here) and then for the periods (which I used only to mock CuckingFunt's use of them). I can certainly see why you are so well liked and highly regarded here. Such a hilarious guy. Cue his response of: "I know I'll annoy him by implying untrue !"

    What a troll!

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    Agent0?moarlikAgentOrange
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    Another guy regulated by the Lefty Crew.


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    Another guy regulated by the Lefty Crew.


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    tbh ClipShowDynasty is not DMC.

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    crofl DMC is such a clown. He's making fun of me and implying I say "Cool story" (which I've never said on here) and then for the periods (which I used only to mock CuckingFunt's use of them). I can certainly see why you are so well liked and highly regarded here. Such a hilarious guy. Cue his response of: "I know I'll annoy him by implying untrue !"

    What a troll!
    what can you expect from a guy trying to fit in and post with a bunch of scros 20+ years younger than him.

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    tbh ClipShowDynasty is not DMC.
    I didn't think he was. He followed me around and said the "cool story" stuff elsewhere.

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    scros? did you make up that word?
    you're friends with this guy



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    crofl DMC is such a clown. He's making fun of me and implying I say "Cool story" (which I've never said on here) and then for the periods (which I used only to mock CuckingFunt's use of them). I can certainly see why you are so well liked and highly regarded here. Such a hilarious guy. Cue his response of: "I know I'll annoy him by implying untrue !"

    What a troll!
    lol

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    Agent0?moarlikAgentOrange
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    DMC is like the LiveJasmin.com of this site; he's annoying as and he pops up whenever you're about to have a good time. Unfortunately like livejasmin.com most people just tune him out after a while or else he would probably be founding father material.

    omg soooooo funny

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    ^ i've seen crackheads dance like that

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    Agent0?moarlikAgentOrange
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    spurstalk is so gay now..is this what you guys sit around and talk about these days?
    Maybe you could join the LC and help us regulate these fools with your awesome phobia? You're certainly unfunny enough...

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    what can you expect from a guy trying to fit in and post with a bunch of scros 20+ years younger than him.
    lol

    grown people suck

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    Neat Idea!

    Get on AIM, get a new plan of "attack" and do some new (stolen from another site of course) stuff here, no one will guess it's the same few douchbags. Yeah... that's it.

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Stop being racist, Tyson.

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    Veteran Isitjustme?'s Avatar
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    I'm not Lefty's understudy. I just started posting on here like two months ago. Lurked for a long time and then when I was going through cleaning out my email saw that I had signed up here a while back under this username so I used it when I started posting. But that troll is hilarious anyways and if anyone wants to credit me with that I'm certainly cool with it.

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    i'm sorry to hear that you actually took the bait and ever thought there was actually some sort of planned invasion, but a engineer would know that. show me det certificate.
    What? It was a troll? The rest of the krew didn't abandon you? Wow was I ever duped.

    Funny thing is I wasn't even talking to you or about you... lol.

    Aks yo girl about my certificate. She was face down on it while I was Helms Deep up in that hobbit.

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    i'm racist, sexist, and phobic. basically i hate all of you.


    and you cannot wait to post again.....

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    I'm not Lefty's understudy. I just started posting on here like two months ago. Lurked for a long time and then when I was going through cleaning out my email saw that I had signed up here a while back under this username so I used it when I started posting. But that troll is hilarious anyways and if anyone wants to credit me with that I'm certainly cool with it.
    excellent. take. bro.

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    DMC is wrecking shop. Way to do the LC proud.


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