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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    works for me on occasion... This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and At ude will get you there, it's the Bull and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

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    Veteran lil'mo's Avatar
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    pass this along to at least 10 people or you will have bad luck!!

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    Scrumtrulescent
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    I think I saw this email sometime back in the 90's.

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    Believe. admiralsnackbar's Avatar
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    I think I saw this email sometime back in the 90's.
    It's actually much older, from a time after the invention of arithmetic, but before the invention of humor.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    works for me on occasion... This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and At ude will get you there, it's the Bull and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
    Yes, but what gets you $500?

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    silverblk mystix
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    Yes, but what gets you $500?
    Nothing-if you tried to collect it from a piece of WELCHER like the OP...

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    Knowledge TacoCabanaFajitas's Avatar
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    It's actually much older, from a time after the invention of arithmetic, but before the invention of humor.
    Genius.

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    Scrumtrulescent
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    It's actually much older, from a time after the invention of arithmetic, but before the invention of humor.
    Well played.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    W-E-L-C-H-I-N-G = 0%

    good thread

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