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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    what's next watermelon Koolaid? add insult to injury.... gets his ass kicked by a Nazi then joins Colonel Sanders...the buffoonery coming out of Miami is incorrigible...give the job to a Spur or Mav fan troll...lord knows they need it more...

    Dwyane Wade gets lockout offer: Work at KFC



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    Will Dwyane Wade be making buckets for KFC during the lockout?


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    MIAMI - KFC seems to be checking Dwyane Wade's posts on Twitter.
    The fried chicken chain says it will make donation to its own scholarship fund in the Miami Heat guard's name — if he serves as an honorary captain at a drive-thru window. A company spokeswoman says the donation offer is $250,000.


    KFC says it made the offer in response to one of Wade's tweets when the NBA lockout began, in which he playfully asked if anyone was hiring. Wade worked at KFC before his NBA days.


    KFC U.S. general manager John Cywinski says that the company has always been proud to call Wade a former employee and looks to hire people with his skills like "teamwork and the ability to make buckets in a hurry."

    Cywinski's appeal to Wade, which is posted on KFC's website, includes a special signing bonus: getting a much-coveted trade secret:


    "Our original coach, the legendary Colonel Sanders, knew a thing or two about buckets. And who knows, if you make a KFC-team comeback, we might just share some of his secrets with you."


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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Without the refs, that is where Wade would be working for a living.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    Baron Davis' will still be better.


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    I wonder if the workman's comp guys will be as generous as the refs and reward him every time he falls down for no reason.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I wonder if the workman's comp guys will be as generous as the refs and reward him every time he falls down for no reason.


    He'd probably get chicken grease burns first..

    Wade looks like a Chicken kinda guy....

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    Where's the part that says that Wade accepted the offer? Oh wait, this is a re ed Koolaid_Man thread. Never mind.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    D-Wade To Accept Job At Kentucky Freid (lol misspelled) Chicken
    Dwyane Wade gets lockout offer: Work at KFC
    Got damn you're re ed son

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    Look at him reach for dat chicken!

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    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    FrIed

    Learn how to spell, you chimped brain illiterate mother er.

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    So many failed attempts in this thread.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    250K for charity for a photo op at a franchise, vs you working that window for 3 weeks to make 500 to pay of your welch.

    Not hard to see who the bigger is.

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    Veteran LkrFan's Avatar
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    Without the refs, that is where Wade would be working for a living.
    QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't .

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    QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't .
    Are you two really that ing stupid?

    Nevermind.

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    QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't .
    Congrats you found another idiot like yourself. No longer alone

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't .
    Doesn't Kobe Bryant play for the Los Angeles Lakers?

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Doesn't Kobe Bryant play for the Los Angeles Lakers?
    Doesn't Kobe make a lot of threes and doesn't depend on free throws. Kobe is more like Dirk and not like D-Whistle.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Just because he can't get to the rim like he used to doesn't mean the refs didn't suck his harder than anyone else over the last decade

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Congrats you found another idiot like yourself. No longer alone

    Now why you gotta go and be messing with my brother Ace.......you know I've been waiting for Wade to take that KFC job...


    I'm gonna make it Rain Chicken on you black biotches...Hmmm.Ummmm Suck My Chicken Wade...
    Last edited by Koolaid_Man; 07-11-2011 at 10:33 PM.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Now why you gotta go and be messing with my brother Ace.......you know I've been waiting for Wade to take that KFC job...


    I'm gonna make it Rain Chicken on you black biotches...Hmmm Ummm..Suck My Chicken Wade

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