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I'm even more impressed by how much that crocodile looks like an alligator.
I thought it was a gecko.
the photoshop even cut off the crocs right arm
I usually don'tat your stuff but
Actually it's real. The picture is from the Adelaide river in Australia and they theorize that the croc lost its limb to a shark at some point in the past. They call him "Brutus" and he's the dominant male of the river.
that would make a pair of nice boots.
He can't be that dominant if he's getting appendages ripped off.
In Africa they can get up to 20ft long and weigh over 1600lbs.
ing dinosaurs making a come back
Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay suave
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class
But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
Got everythang - in my momma name
But I'm Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah
Get your k-uh, k-uh-car, play gems gone shine
And tell momma get a mink - baby girl let's ride
You a number one stunna, and we gon' glide
And go straight to the mall and tear down the inside
Do that Prada, Gucci, full length leather
Bourbon's cool or Coogi sweater
Twenty-inches pop my feather
The Birdman daddy I fly in any weather
Alligator seats with the head in the inside
Swine on the dash, G-wagon is So Fly
Number one don't tangle and twist it
When it come to these cars I am that
The k-uh, k-uh-Coogi with the matchin interior
Three wheel ride with the tire in the middle
It's Fresh and Stunna, and we like brothers
We shine like paint daddy; it's our summer
Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class
But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
Got everythang - in my momma name
But I'm Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah
Have you ever seen a crocodile seats in the truck
Turn around sit it down and let 'em bite your butt
See the steering wheel is Fendi, dashboard Armani
With your baby momma - player, is where you can find me?
Cruisin through the parking lot on twenty fours
Cadillac Escalade with the chromed out nose
With an navigation arrow headed straight to your spot
Where your wife really love me cause the sex is so hot
Put the Caddy up, start the three wheel Benz
Hyper white lights, ultra-violet lens
Suma-tuma tires and they gotta be run flat
TV where the horn go (uh-uhhh), "Boy can you top that?"
I'ma show you some - rookie press that button
The trunk went (Ehh-Ehh) and all of a sudden
Four fifteen's - didn't see no wires
And then I heard (Boom!) from the amplifiers
Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class
But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
Got everythang - in my momma name
But I'm Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah
Lemme slide in the Benz with the fished out fins
Impala loud pipes -- Drinkin the Henn'
It's the Birdie-Birdie Man - I'll do it again
In a Cadillac truck 24's with 10's
Looking at my Gucci - it's about that time
Six bad broads flying in at nine
New Suburban Truck with the porno showing
Up and down and up they go and..
Bodies on the Roadster - Lexus you know what?
That hard-top beamer (ay, ay) yo Ma', that's your truck
I'm comin up, the hood been lovely
New shoes on the whip and I wake up to bubbly
Four-thirty Lex with the convertable top
And the rims keeps spinning everytime I stop
Got a superman Benz that I scored from Shaq
With a ol' school Caddy with a "diamond in the back"
Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
Got a quarter tank of gas - In my new E class
But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
Got everythang - in my momma name
But I'm Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah
Not THAT big a difference....BUT...
hey if you dont like america move your commie ass to canada
You should see the other guy.
lol @ the wrong assholes
The best croc award in the history of crocs, however, goes to Gustave of Burundi.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile)
That's right. He slaughters men, and then leaves them to rot. Kills humans for the fun of it, what a boss. Don't tread on his territory.Gustave is a massive male Nile crocodile living in Burundi. In 2004 he was estimated to be 60 years old, 20 feet (6.1 m) in length and to weigh around 1 ton, making him the largest confirmed crocodile ever seen in Africa.[1] He is a notorious man-eater, who is rumored to have claimed as many as 300 humans from the banks of the Ruzizi River and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika. Though that number is difficult to prove, Gustave has attained a near-mythical status and is greatly feared by people in the region. Scientists and Herpetologists who have studied Gustave claim that his uncommon size and weight impedes the crocodile's ability to hunt the species' usual, agile prey such as fish, antelope and zebra, forcing him to attack larger animals such as Hippopotamus, large wildebeest and, to some extent, humans. According to a popular local warning, he is said to hunt and leave his victims' corpses uneaten.
Gustave's reaction to the incoming humans starting around 2:50 in this video proves he loves to slaughter men.
I saw an alligator in Florida when I was a kid that was the biggest ing thing I ever saw. I thought it was a statue because it was perched atop this platform in the middle of this alligator infested pond, and the sun had dried its skin so it was white like concrete. I saw it, then ignored it and was watching the other alligators eat when this thing just bolts off the platform and I about myself. ing monster. I have no idea how big it was, but it dwarfed the others.
Long story, but I went goose hunting in the Anauhuac Wildlife refuge with a guide that was a cousin of a friend back in the 80's when alligators were still "protected". He pulled over on the way back to show us the body of a big gator he had been tracking and whacked him at point blank range with a shotgun on a cold morning when he was laying out "sunning" to warm up. He got 350# of meat off of the tail and the body without the tail was 12' long. I paced it off twice. Freaking amazing killing machines.
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I guy I worked with was stationed in Florida in the 60's. He said that they would come up to the base and just lay out in the yard. You could walk right by them and they didn't even care. He also said that back then you could just rent a rifle and head out the glades and pop as many as you wanted to. He had a Cajun buddy that hunted them with a machete.
Reminds me of one of my own stories.
I remember back in the early 90's I spent some time in cajun country with my ex-wife's bestfriends cousin's nephew's neighbor's uncle. Well he had one of those big ass fan boat rigs and we took 3 rifles, a hatchet, some KY jelly, a slingshot, a pack of malboro reds, a case of budweiser, an ice chest, some anal beads, a container of slim jims, a hunting knife, a sheet of acid, a bag of funyuns, 2 cans of ranchstyle beans, a disposable camera, and some black electrical tape looking stuff.
Come to think of it I don't ever remember even seeing a gator.
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