Midget doesn't have a per se...see I found out he was in a washing machine accident when he was kid...his mom was washing clothes and mid fell in once the wash cycle started..his balls were chopped off in the process and his wee wee was grinded up and he was left with Micro-Penis that is pretty much the size of some clits....check the record....but when anyone here mentions the words Pussy, Ass, or s, midget will literally end the conversation and leave....that is no troll or BS just straight truth and facts...I won't divulge my sources...and no I don't find the funny at all...