Newton, close your mouth

[cantthinkofanything]

heard a rumor about an I 5 from Apple. Anyone know what's up?

[Agloco]

heard a rumor about an I 5 from Apple. Anyone know what's up?

Who is Newton and what significane did an Apple have in his life?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

[cantthinkofanything]

Who is Newton and what significane did an Apple have in his life?

I was trying to splash an entertainment/technology headline and the only reference I could think of for Apple's rumored I was Wayne Newton's cover of, "I'll Be With You in Apple Blossom Time". I combined this with past rumors/comments the he is gay/bisexual.

[Agloco]

I was trying to splash an entertainment/technology headline and the only reference I could think of for Apple's rumored I was Wayne Newton's cover of, "I'll Be With You in Apple Blossom Time". I combined this with past rumors/comments the he is gay/bisexual.

I was thinking more along the lines of what SFIE posted tbh.

Wayne Newton never occured to me.

[cantthinkofanything]

I was thinking more along the lines of what SFIE posted tbh.

Wayne Newton never occured to me.

I figured you were thinking that also and probably would have reminded me that the Isaac Newton apple story is probably a myth. So then I had to make up some other possible Newton/Apple reference that was irrefutable. Only other Newton I could think of was Wayne. Googling "Wayne Newton Apple" gave me the out I was looking for.

[Agloco]

I figured you were thinking that also and probably would have reminded me that the Isaac Newton apple story is probably a myth. So then I had to make up some other possible Newton/Apple reference that was irrefutable. Only other Newton I could think of was Wayne. Googling "Wayne Newton Apple" gave me the out I was looking for.

Quick thinker. Isaac Newton probably got hit (bombed) by a passing bird tbh. An apple makes the story more......appealing. No pun intended.