little old lady and the jumper

[CosmicCowboy]

One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin ("fixin" in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action) to jump....
She stopped her car, rolled down the window, and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart ...just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Bas !''

[pawe]

, now I have to google the alamo.

[BlackSwordsMan]

and then she replied a mission fortress that was over run by mexicans

[BlackSwordsMan]

and then she described her husband as a 85 year old cuckold who loved to watch young men her and he stepped down

[pawe]

and then she replied a mission fortress that was over run by mexicans

That's easier. Thanks!

[The Principal]

That's easier. Thanks!

I agree. Thanks from me too!

[baseline bum]

LOL CC.... that's almost as good as the 'Aggies take the 610 loop' evacuation plan for Houston.

[Slomo]

, now I have to google the alamo.

Nah, just jump.

[pawe]

Nah, just jump.

Sorry, too late.

[PM5K]

I thought fixin meant getting ready to.

[cantthinkofanything]

I thought fixin meant getting ready to.

Wait...is this a short edition of "Thawts"?

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Wait...is this a short edition of "Thawts"?

I want to know also. Where is the Thawts column you promised?