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LOL...
They'll just come back and tell you Jesus had a twin brother.
Checkmate, Atheists.
LOL...
They'll just come back and tell you Jesus had a twin brother.
Soccer is for girls and gays
Bible-thumping literalists, what s.
You know what I hate? Pickles.
atheist are stumped
there's no evidence of a great flood covering the entire earth.
Because I created them.
Saint Thomas Aquinas
Look him up
White Cliffs of Dover.... if I must say.
"Many secular geologists claim that these chalk beds speak of an old earth since they believe chalk formed slowly and progressively over millions of years. However, when we interpret the evidence from a biblical perspective, we see that there is an explanation for the formation of these chalk beds that aligns with the biblical timescale of thousands of years. The main cause of these beds is the catastrophic, worldwide Flood."
http://www.answersingenesis.org/arti...e-cliffs-dover
Agreed, but the same basic story is told in other cultures with some variations.
I can think of several reasons why the event occurred, but I think the most probably was a massive Coronal Mass Ejection where the earth traveled through a massive cloud of ejected protons from the sun. In the atmosphere, they combined with oxygen and created water, which would cause a planetary rain for the forty days. As for Noah and his family, they may have lived what is now under water of the Mediterranean. All human life would be near some water source, and all water sources would be flooding. No way to really know, but what is now the Straits of Gibraltar could have once been land all the way across between Spain and Africa. The combined rain and ice melt could have breached this area, forming the Mediterranean. The water rushing in at a controlled rate would continue as momentum kept it flowing above the new sea level height, possibly letting the arc settle on a mountain side.
The flood only had to cover the villages of man, again, all would be near some flowing water which would suddenly flood.
I will bet that the only animals Noah actually bought with him, were those usage in some way, primarily food and clothing. Stories change as people tell them over time. This was prior to the written history, and we really don't know how accurate the Torah is. Some could be fables based on truth.
I don't like to get anti-religious, but I draw the line at those who think the earth is only a few thousand years old. The Torah makes no such claim, but is a common misconception because the word meaning day also means cycle. It is the revised words starting with the King James Version that create such misconceptions. There are also two words for "Adam." The one meaning "mankind" was used in the creation, but the proper name for the story with Adam, Eve, Cain, and Able was a different word. We have no way of knowing how long Cain was born after mankind was created, or what the population of earth was by this time.
Now tell us about satellites looking into the troposhpere. What a crock of .
How are some of you falling for this troll?
Just what I was going to post. I think its hilarious that anyone used that OP to get into a serious discussion about religion.
Here let me help y'all out with another example.
Jim J
If God isn't real, how did he create man in his own image?
Checkmate, atheists!
October 28, 2011 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse | Reply
nwi
god must be either one messed up dude, hilarious, or both.
October 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm | Report abuse |
Prince Hall F&AM
that's not a 'checkmate'. All you did was ask a question. -__-
October 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm | Report abuse |
Darth Cheney
He didn't.
October 28, 2011 at 3:27 pm | Report abuse |
[email protected]
Repeating something that your silly religion has repeated for over thousands of years, does not make it fact. In fact repeating that quote in this context just shows how simple you really are.
Of course you believe in Magic Santa Claus, now go sit back down.
October 28, 2011 at 3:27 pm | Report abuse |
jim
Are you really stupid enough to think that is a rational argument? The answer is simple, god didn't create man because no god exists. No wonder there are so many christian garbage collectors.
October 28, 2011 at 3:27 pm | Report abuse |
HaelieL
Man created God in his image...
October 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
bp
Because Man created god in his image
October 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
Bobo on the Corner
haha!
what?
October 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
ChicagoRob
actually if anything man created God in his image.....do you really think God is some giant White republican texan hanging out in the clouds? And heck if Jesus walked the earth most Americans would mistake him as a muslim
October 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
ORLY?
"Jim J
If God isn't real, how did He create man in His own image?
Checkmate, atheists!"
There. Fixed that for ya.
Your argument is redundantly recursive.
October 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
RandomOne
Um, I thought god was a being and not a human? Plus, telling an atheist that man was made in god's image doesn't prove anything unless you can show a picture of god. Checkmate your stupidity.
October 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
nonpartyjay
You're joking right? Man created God in his image.
October 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
Cedar Rapids
I think it was sarcasm folks, wasnt meant to be a real attempt at an argument.
October 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
William Demuth
Sherlock
We created him in OUR image! Self evident proof of how full of s#@t the whole thing is.
A blonde haired blue eyed man and a virgin girl from Palestine?
So pathetic it is absurd
October 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
CFG
I award you zero points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
October 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
What?
God is awesome and I love HimGo team Jesus we love You Lord!
October 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
fafuga
Excellent logic. If Dr. Suess didn't exist, how did the Grinch steal Christmas?
Yahtzee!
October 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
r
how do you know i didn't create man in my image? Or in someone else's image?
October 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
ihtfpaeoh
Uh, seriously??????
October 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
Chase
You must be one of those Westboro idiots
October 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
[email protected]
You have to be really stupid to have typed up this post and not realized it made no logical sense. How do we know man was made in God's image. Because you and your cult followers say so? How stupid is this point? You made a point by making a claim that is not verifiable and then stating it is fact, even though we all know it is a silly idea.
Ha Ha Ha
These people are so cute, too funny.
October 28, 2011 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
Uncouth Swain
"A blonde haired blue eyed man and a virgin girl from Palestine?"
I think you will have a hard time proving that. He rarely was ever shown with blonde hair and there was no "Palestine" in his lifetime.
October 28, 2011 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
Daryn
Jim, you used absolutely no reasoning or logic in your argument. What you said would be like me saying, "If Santa Clause isn't real, how come people get presents every Christmas." My argument assumes only Santa delivers presents. Your argument assumes that first, their is a God; second, he/she/it has an image; thirdly, that we were created by that "god" if it does actually exist.
When you use assumptions to argue a point, it is called an opinion, not truth or fact. I assume you have a brain, I request that you start using it. That, however, is just my opinion.
Also as many people have already stated. You may want to look into the roots of Easter and Christmas too, both originally pagan holidays. Just a few of the things i learned when i actually took the time to study the Bible and Christian history. If your going to base your life on a tradition/religious belief(s), I suggest you do the same thing.
October 28, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
Cason
You people embarrass me for being an atheist...
October 28, 2011 at 3:40 pm | Report abuse |
Jessaca
So God started out as a monkey too?
October 28, 2011 at 3:43 pm | Report abuse |
Hasa Diga Eebowai
And why does god look like he evolved from a chimp... hahaha
October 28, 2011 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
Todd Packer
Amen brother!
October 28, 2011 at 3:47 pm | Report abuse |
J
Guys, just Youtube "checkmate atheists". Obviously trolling sarcasm...
October 28, 2011 at 3:48 pm | Report abuse |
TJ
A comment like that only shows the stupidity of the followers.
October 28, 2011 at 3:51 pm | Report abuse |
asdf
wow, amazing out of all of the responses to this comment, i think only 2 people got it. Why is everyone so quick to jump into an argument? It's clearly a sarcastic remark. William Demuth gets -100 for calling someone 'Sherlock'. What decade are you living in? Was that ever cool?
October 28, 2011 at 6:50 pm | Report abuse |
Someone responds to the troll and everyone else responds to that poster. That's how it works.
If it doesn't how did this thread get started?
Bend over. I'll show ya a coronal mass ejection.
I figure this is a good place for some Penn & Teller
And by me quoting a great post.
and wah-la
you have page two...............and the madness continues.....
You're as bad at counting as you are at joke-telling.
And spelling. Wah-la?
I was going to edit and add the link to page two as back up. .
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