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    Some members of a bankrupt Orange County, Calif. megachurch are expressing outrage after fielding an email request for congregants to deliver food to waiting limos so that it can ferried to the founder's sick wife. The appeal comes weeks after a lawsuit charged that the founder of the Crystal Cathedral house of worship, Rev. Robert Schuller, and his family had been paying themselves lavish salaries and other benefits while the church was in financial straits.

    "They've completely depleted the church's funds," one member, Bob Canfield, told the Orange County Register. "But they have shown that they have absolutely no remorse for what they've done. They're still being chauffeured around in limos. We, the congregants, have nothing."

    Arvella Schuller has been suffering from pneumonia, and the email asked that the food be low in sodium and include items such as fruit, meat, soup and eggs.

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    This is how god would want you to prey - just like they do at Crystal Cathedral house of worship.

    They have slot machines inside. I kid, I kid.

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    Dog bites man

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    That looks just like the church at 1:10 in this clip


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    That looks just like the church at 1:10 in this clip

    Not a coincidence. I immediately thought of that too.

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    Seeing as she's the reanimated corpse of Nancy Reagan, the email should be asking for human brains.

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    God loves him some megachurches.

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    The only Church I support.


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    Exactly. These charlatans keep getting exposed, and every time, their congregations are surprised. Jim and Tammy Faye were but the first, and the line is never ending.

    Here's the deal: if you're going to one of these fruffey mega-churches, and everyone attending is rich and the facilities are lavish, this kind of is automatically going on. It's never going to NOT happen. If you're putting $100 dollars a week in the collection plate, I guarantee that $90 of it is going to the family running .

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    Dumb s get what they deserve...

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    Exactly. These charlatans keep getting exposed, and every time, their congregations are surprised. Jim and Tammy Faye were but the first, and the line is never ending.

    Here's the deal: if you're going to one of these fruffey mega-churches, and everyone attending is rich and the facilities are lavish, this kind of is automatically going on. It's never going to NOT happen. If you're putting $100 dollars a week in the collection plate, I guarantee that $90 of it is going to the family running .
    Sounds like the vatican, tbh

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    no , how cool would it be to be able to use their library.

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    Sounds like the vatican, tbh
    Original Christianity style tbh.

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    Sounds like the vatican, tbh
    Original Christianity style tbh.
    Don't even get me started with those pederasts.

    Religion is the greatest hustle, ever.

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    Seeing as she's the reanimated corpse of Nancy Reagan, the email should be asking for human brains.
    What you said is wrong















































































    But funny

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    Religion is the greatest hustle, ever.

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    and Rome's Minister of Orwellian Newspeak has a big rollout this month:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...=Daily%20Brief
    Last edited by boutons_deux; 11-07-2011 at 11:15 AM.

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    and Rome's Minister of Orwellian Newspeak has a big rollout this month:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...=Daily%20Brief
    Of ask the things to complain about, B-d, this send really weak.

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    Screw these people. I played at a church for has been up here in Dallas. WV Grant. He was in the pokey at the time but his damn hideous Tammy Faye look-alike of a wife was pretty slimey herself. Showing up to service wearing a fur coat in her new convertible Mercedes asking, borderline begging, practically poor people for hes. Still upsets me to this day.

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    This is how god would want you to prey...
    Interesting misuse of the word, nonetheless.

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