The Story Of The True Goat (Redacted)

[Koolaid_Man]

I do it for the youngsta's...it's a re-run of Kool's Classic

It all started with a Lucky ass shot:



He dominated a watered down league while gloating like a pig:



He got 6 rings in an era where he didn't have to face ( prime Shaq's, Lebron's, Wade's, Dirk's T-MAC's, or Timmy's) ;-)


Then out of nowhere A savior was born:



He grew up and played with reckless abandon.He was the true "his Airness" the pied pipper of the 21st century:



He Took The League By Storm and left "The Champ" in his shadows:



He knocked "the Champ" on his ass time and time again, mean mugged and forced "the Champ" to bow:







Next came the endless comparisons. The savior was forced to play with a giant Burger King and Candy Bar eater so his stats looked inferior on the surface.



But the savior was on MJ's ass, like Koolaid on Nipples



MJ pretended to befriend Kobe:



But Kobe saw through all that bull :



He had a vision that MJ was a fake friend:



It turns out they both had a love for white women but Kobe had more Ho’s:






MJ got depressed at Kobe's success and inevitable run down of his les and started smoking and dranking Just look at his eyes:



When vices didn't seem to help he finally broke down and started crying:



Now after all these years we're finally close the moment of truth:

MJ 6> Kobe 5 ( as of today)

[TheMACHINE]

great story..i shall read it to my kids for bed time.

[ChumpDumper]

Jordan > Kobe

[djohn2oo8]

Jordan > Kobe

That's it, and that's all

[Nathan89]

[djohn2oo8]

Kobe wearing some J's

[Nathan89]

Kobe's dream

[Giuseppe]

^Bend over. I'll give ya a in' dream.

[ChumpDumper]

That's pretty much done.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe's dream

Kobe's on his mind and in his dreams..Mike has a tingling sensation in his nether region...

[ChumpDumper]

lol beating a 50 year old Jordan

[Giuseppe]

By then everyone was taking a piece of MJ's ass.

[Koolaid_Man]

MJ did play against Kobe and resulted in Kobe dropping 42 on him in one half to send his ass into retirement. That ass whooping was so bad that the Wizards violently kicked MJ out of DC.

yes sir....and where there's smoke there's fire....

Kobe Bryant breaks MJ's record - 11th straight 35pts+/game

[Koolaid_Man]

sweet music...

Kobe Bryant 50+ Points in 4 straight games

[DMC]

Kobe both admits to being #2 during the 3peat and not being comparable to MJ.

"I don't want to be compared to Michael Jordan" -Kobe

So it's:

Duncan 4

Kobe 2


In 20 years, the "best in the league" guard will be compared to Jordan, not Kobe, just as neither Kobe nor Lebron is being compared to Jerry West.

[Koolaid_Man]

this right here is one of my favorite all time...

I used to love the pressure of all that talking...

[Koolaid_Man]

This right here is a special just for Cully...it's never been posted here..

[m>s]

Kobe quits PERIOD

kobe is a goat while MJ is da true G.O.A.T

[djohn2oo8]

Seems like yesterday

[djohn2oo8]

[Koolaid_Man]

what's fascinates me is that Spur fan had made Timmy irrelevant by sliding on MJ's as if Timmy and Davy didn't exist...and Rocket and Mav fan eat ...Kobe has dam near double your le output combined...

[Koolaid_Man]

This right here is a special just for Cully...it's never been posted here..

now let me suck my own for a moment...

Nice post Kool...

[djohn2oo8]

what's fascinates me is that Spur fan had made Timmy irrelevant by sliding on MJ's as if Timmy and Davy didn't exist...and Rocket and Mav fan eat ...Kobe has dam near double your le output combined...

And will be forgotten in 20 years, while MJ will still be the GOAT.

[Nathan89]

kobe both admits to being #2 during the 3peat and not being comparable to mj.

"i don't want to be compared to michael jordan" -kobe

so it's:

Duncan 4

kobe 2


in 20 years, the "best in the league" guard will be compared to jordan, not kobe, just as neither kobe nor lebron is being compared to jerry west.

dmc with the goods

[Giuseppe]

So it's:

Duncan 4

Kobe 2

Uh, uh. None of that crapola:::

Kobe: 5

the bag: 4