Instant Classic.
Just when you thought fullsportpress was being taken over by the garden-variety troglodytes of Michigan, he returns. When it looked as if the forum was falling victim to another one of Ducks’ pointless, self-gratifying diatribes, think again. When it appeared that all rationale was lost and only Sparky’s hyperbole remained, the straw that stirs the drink comes back. I want to thank timvp and Kori personally for bringing me out of retirement. I returned the $2500 you both deposited into my account because I don't need to be paid to keep this place up and running. Although I appreciate the gesture immensely, I’m not going to take money to do something I love to do. Being a class act comes as naturally to me as eating does to T Park. When we started this thing three years ago, I assured you both I’d be here to police the trolls and keep the spirits up. There’s nothing I hate more than a bandwagon fan that quits on his team after a tough loss and I’m reading way too much negativity in here lately people. Like the dark angel who himself was cast out of heaven, I descend upon you, you the little people that sway to and fro on my every word.
For those new to the board, how’s that for an introduction? To the trolls from the cesspool of contamination, the zit-on-the-nose-of-humanity that is Detroit, Michigan, welcome to you as well. That’s spelt W-E-L-C-O-M-E.
Now, onto the series. These guys are defending champions? Please. If they’re not whining to the referees they’re flopping like fish out of water. All 77 pounds of Tony Parker is capable of sending Ben Wallace three rows into the stands? Funny I thought he was tough this Wallace character? He sure acts the part doesn't he? Then again, he is the that started the ‘brawl’ back in November and then hid behind his wife when my boy Artest was laying out Michigan s faster than JimCS loses his v-bookie money. The Pistons don't impress me at all. The Spurs, simply put, layed an egg last night. Manu Ginobili and Tim Duncan played like it was a preseason game against the Hawks and believe me when I say that not even the retched refuse of Detroit can honestly think that those two guys will combine for 22 points again this decade, let alone series. The Pistons played way over their heads, had some nice Stern home cooking working in their favor and won the game because San Antonio valued the ball about as much as Smeagol values his pride. Now that the formalities are over with, Tim Duncan is gonna take the Detroit front line, dress them up real nice and get paid tomorrow night on virtually every possession. Loosely translated es, the Wallace boys are Tim’s hoes for the evening- that I guarantee.
I am boarding a plane in ninety minutes with my associate TwoHandJam and descending upon the Palace of Auburn Hills in preparation for tomorrow’s pivotal game 4. If you think I’m heading to Detroit to be embarrassed, think again. I’ll be strutting off the plane with a moxy and a confidence reserved for real fans of real teams- not paper champions on borrowed time. Then after defacing the hotel room, we’ll done our jerseys and head to the arena tomorrow night to watch the Spurs take this series by the throat and squeeze the life out of it.
A Walton guarantee is not to be taken lightly folks. Spurs will take game 4, bank it.
I'm back es and so are the Spurs tomorrow night!!
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Welcome back Mr Kottaaaar.
Don't hurt yourself jumping back on the wagon.
Crap. Piston Fan makes SPARKY not gag when he reads a Walton post.
Don't forget your raincoat. You will need it for Piston Fan has a well-do ented propensity to throw beverages. Also, you and TwoManJam might find a hotel room in suburban Detroit somewhat inviting...
Thats waaay too funny!!!!!!!!!![]()
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Welcome back Walton!
A triumphant return! Welcome back, Walton! That post was so good it brought me out of hibernation just to say to the fine people of Detroit:
You may now refer to Walton Buys Off Me as "Sir". As in: "Excuse me, Sir, but I believe that post could use a little more KY."
Be careful at the Palace. You'll have fun though -- after years of watching the Spurs in Los Angeles, I know how it can be.
Walton's back? We must have lost bad last night!
j/k... welcome back, you freaking nutcase
Walton, I'm very glad you're back. Now don't go f-ing quitting again, especially after posting what you just did and proclaim to represent.![]()
Btw, Walton, that was a f-ing hilarious classic post!
Funny I thought he was tough this Wallace character? He sure acts the part doesn't he? Then again, he is the that started the ‘brawl’ back in November and then hid behind his wife when my boy Artest was laying out Michigan s faster than JimCS loses his v-bookie money.
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Don't hold back!
Well I'm off to a meeting then a tennis match tonight. Later this evening when I get home I'll be looking forward to scrolling through the hundreds of Pistons fans' responses to this monster, wrecking machine of a thread.
That was a withdrawal of $2,500, playa.
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even though he insults me.
I still cant help but laugh at that and be in pumped for tommarow.
KICK SOME ASS!!!!!!
Funny, I don't remember demanding Walton back!
That said, ing hilarious post, man!
I demanded it, I am the one...blame me.
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Funny, there's only one word out of the four in the le of this thread that applies and it starts with "B" and ends in "ack".
I'm glad you're going to cheer on the Spurs, though.
Here's your well-deserved kluby.![]()
Okay Walton....Now THAT'S Funny! Bwahahahahahaha
Yeah well maddog you haven't been here long and no one cares about you. That being said, welcome back Walton....I think.
Say Walton....did you not jump off the cliff and totally lose faith in the Spurs during the Sonics' series?
They were also up 2-1 in that series as well.
Back by popular demand?... whos demand, that voice at the back of your head. Nobody here ever mentioned your name, unless it was to talk about how much of bandwagon fan you were.
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