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  1. 11-17-2011 #1
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    Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez:
    + Came to DC on a personal mission from God
    + Considers Obama the anti-Christ
    + Owns and knows how to use an AK-47
    + Has a tattoo reading "Israel" on his neck
    + Hates the president, hates Washington, and hates society
    + Hails from a part of Idaho in Real America
    + Sounds Mexican, so will appeal to the minorities who practice reverse-racism

    The only problem is we don't know whether he favors the flat tax or not. Otherwise, he seems like the total package. More details on his campaign below:

    Ortega-Hernandez 2012
    A new rising star?
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    I hope so
    I would love the GOP to drag him out there for the world to see
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    He'll be charged with terrorism, and since no super-max prison can hold a terrorist, he'll be given to the military goons and then down to Guantanamo to have his brain destroyed.
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    Actually, they charged him with attempted assassination.
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    If he ever had a job than he would have more private sector experience than Obama.
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    Too bad Angel_Luv wasn't already married because this guy is her soul mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by baseline bum
    + Owns and knows how to use an AK-47
    Nope. It's not an AR-15 so he can't be considered. We don't like foreign made guns. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoK
    Too bad Angel_Luv wasn't already married because this guy is her soul mate
    Damn you DoK, I wanted to make the first Angel_Luv comment.
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    Tbh we shouldn't single that dumb out, it's scary that there are seriously thousands if not millions of people in this country who seriously think Obama is the anti-Christ.

    The really scary part is they all have tons of kids who they program to be little bible bots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoK
    Tbh we shouldn't single that dumb out, it's scary that there are seriously thousands if not millions of people in this country who seriously think Obama is the anti-Christ.

    The really scary part is they all have tons of kids who they program to be little bible bots.
    You mean Obama isn't the Anti-Christ?
    He seemed to fit the bill so perfectly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoK
    Tbh we shouldn't single that dumb out, it's scary that there are seriously thousands if not millions of people in this country who seriously think Obama is the anti-Christ.

    The really scary part is they all have tons of kids who they program to be little bible bots.
    He's not evil -- just a bad POTUS.
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    I can't say I disagree.....not sure how good/bad of a president he is was at all relevant to what I said.
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    It isn't. It was simply another non-sequitur seizure on Darrins part. Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spursncowboys
    If he ever had a job than he would have more private sector experience than Obama.
    Obama has more kills though
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElNono
    Obama has more kills though
    LOL


    What I really love about this is that this guy attempts what amounts to a drive by at a time when it is pretty well known that Obama is out of the country.

    The Failboat has just docked.
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    Dude was arrested 1 mile from my house

    Now we have Jimmy Stewart AND the Mexican (doesnt look it) that shot at an empty Whitehouse.
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    I don't get how anyone can be so stupid as to think the Whitehouse is not bulletproof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Cobra
    I don't get how anyone can be so stupid as to think the Whitehouse is not bulletproof.
    I also question why someone thinks the Anti-Christ wouldn't be bulletproof. Could be wrong, but chances are, the ultimate evil who was sent to Earth by Satan probably requires more than bullets to be killed.

    There's prolly some desperate justification the Anti-Christ folks can come up for that though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoK
    I also question why someone thinks the Anti-Christ would be bulletproof. Could be wrong, but chances are, the ultimate evil who was sent to Earth by Satan probably requires more than bullets to be killed.

    There's prolly some desperate justification the Anti-Christ folks can come up for that though.
    Duh! He filled hollow point s s with holy water
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drachen
    Duh! He filled hollow point s s with holy water
    My God.

    I was under the false impression hollow points were suppose to be filled with mercury, and covered with wax.
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