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    Greedy twunt just pissed her looks didn't get her out of the ticket thus being coached by her liarwyer....... or legit anxiety?
    Post photos as they become available.
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    A Chicago police officer allegedly turned a $132 speeding ticket into a pick-up opportunity when he later tracked down the female driver and asked her out, saying the least he could do for the money he cost her was to treat her to dinner, according to a lawsuit the woman filed in federal court.

    Evagelina Paredes filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Chicago, accusing police officer Chris Collins of violating her privacy, according to the Associated Press. She alleges that after she was ticketed on Oct. 22, Collins searched for her address in the motor-vehicle database and left a handwritten note on the windshield of her car, which was parked outside her apartment in the Chicago suburb of Stickney, asking her out on a date.

    In the note, a copy of which appeared was included in the court do ents and was obtained by the Associated Press, the 27-year-old police officer tried to woo the female driver with humor and a seemingly heartfelt plea.

    "It's Chris … that ugly bald Stickney cop who gave you that ticket. … I know this may seem crazy and you're probably right, but truth is I have not stopped thinking about you since. I don't expect a girl as attractive as you to … even go for a guy like me, but I'm taking a shot anyways."

    "I did cost you $132 - least I can do is buy you dinner," the note reportedly read.

    The scenario is not that far off from the "meet-cutes" of Hollywood romantic comedies. In the 2011 hit "Bridesmaids," Kirsten Wiig's character starts a relationship with the traffic cop who let her out of a ticket for a broken taillight.

    Arguably, it's a lot less "cute" when it happens in real-life.

    Paredes claims that the note caused her to "suffer great fear and anxiety." In the lawsuit, which seeks unspecified payments in damages, saccording to the Associated Press, she alleges that Collins used his position as a police officer to "manipulate" her into going out with him. Collins declined to comment to the Associated Press.

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    What an idiot.

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    Doesn't matter what her motivation is at this point. Whether she's greedy or really bothered by it. He comes across as a psycho stalking cop.

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    wild cobra doesn't see anything wrong with this.

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    What an idiot

    Should have asked her out on the spot

    Instead of stalking her

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    wild cobra doesn't see anything wrong with this.
    wc's note would have gone further, like "you really should keep your shades down at night. Any crazy stalker-type can easily watch you sleep until you wake up every morning at 6:20, brush your teeth, take a 15 minute bath, get dressed, do your hair, leave your house, get in your car, go to starbucks, order a latte and a scone, drive to that insurance office you work at, check your e-mails, make calls, take meetings, eat a salad for lunch, get back to work, check more e-mails, make more calls, take more meetings, leave work at 5:15, drive to that gym a mile from your house, do yoga, take a shower at the gym, leave the gym, go home, eat dinner, watch reality TV, change into your nightie, and go to bed. I mean, you should be more careful."

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    Happens all the time...surprised we don't hear about this more often...this is ONE reason why installing cameras and requiring officers to have them running during a stop is a good idea.

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    wc's note would have gone further, like "you really should keep your shades down at night. Any crazy stalker-type can easily watch you sleep until you wake up every morning at 6:20, brush your teeth, take a 15 minute bath, get dressed, do your hair, leave your house, get in your car, go to starbucks, order a latte and a scone, drive to that insurance office you work at, check your e-mails, make calls, take meetings, eat a salad for lunch, get back to work, check more e-mails, make more calls, take more meetings, leave work at 5:15, drive to that gym a mile from your house, do yoga, take a shower at the gym, leave the gym, go home, eat dinner, watch reality TV, change into your nightie, and go to bed. I mean, you should be more careful."

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    just another white guy that don't know how to get pussy...but since he did it let Kool chime in here...now he could have done this in a couple ways..but he ed up when he wrote the ticket from the start...had he not wrote the ticket he probably could be shaking his 3rd leg right now

    • stopped her told her to slow down and ask her out without writing the ticket...

    or

    • stopped her gave her a mild warning and then looked up her address in the database..later follow her to the local Walmart dressed in civilian clothes and then act like he just bumped into her..she would have never known

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    duly noted:

    Stickney, Ill. - Sitcom star Rebecca Schaeffer was murdered in 1989 by a killer who had used her California driving records to locate, then stalk her. Five years later, Congress passed what was called "Rebecca's law," prohibiting the unauthorized release of information from motor vehicle records.
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    Also here in S.D. we had a cop who was pulling over attractive chicks in the downtown party distict (Gaslamp) then forcing them into a "put out or get a DUI" situation. He got busted. Lots of victims.

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    Just another thing that works well in a movie but not so well in real life.

    Check off:

    Dress in a costume and fight crime.

    Save a group of people, on your day off, from mass murdering terrorists.

    Give a girl a ticket then track her down and ask her out.

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    Jeez, has this guy never seen a porno in his life? The proper protocol is to hit that then and there and then rip up the ticket.

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    lol if this was a movie, girls would tell thier bf's "why cant you be as romantic as that cop".

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    Just another thing that works well in a movie but not so well in real life.

    Check off:

    Dress in a costume and fight crime.

    Save a group of people, on your day off, from mass murdering terrorists.

    Give a girl a ticket then track her down and ask her out.
    Add, crossing the streams.

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    Just another thing that works well in a movie but not so well in real life.

    Check off:

    Dress in a costume and fight crime.

    Save a group of people on your day off from mass murdering terrorists.

    Give a girl a ticket then track her down and ask her out.
    How about:

    Stand outside a girl's window when shes sleeping and blaring a jambox while wearing a trenchcoat

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    lol if this was a movie, girls would tell thier bf's "why cant you be as romantic as that cop".
    ain't dat da troof!

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    lol if this was a movie, girls would tell thier bf's "why cant you be as romantic as that cop".
    More than likely the cop looked like this:



    And not this:


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    Jeez, has this guy never seen a porno in his life? The proper protocol is to hit that then and there and then rip up the ticket.
    It's much less complicated than all that.
    Taser and cuffs. All ya need.

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    just another white guy that don't know how to get pussy...but since he did it let Kool chime in here...now he could have done this in a couple ways..but he ed up when he wrote the ticket from the start...had he not wrote the ticket he probably could be shaking his 3rd leg right now

    • stopped her told her to slow down and ask her out without writing the ticket...

    or

    • stopped her gave her a mild warning and then looked up her address in the database..later follow her to the local Walmart dressed in civilian clothes and then act like he just bumped into her..she would have never known
    Surprised you didn't suggest sitting next to her at the beauty parlor while you were getting your eyebrows arched.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    More than likely the cop looked like this:



    And not this:

    buahhaha...yah if the cop was hot, they'd be ing not sueing.

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    or

    • stopped her gave her a mild warning and then looked up her address in the database..later follow her to the local Walmart dressed in civilian clothes and then act like he just bumped into her..she would have never known
    Excellent

    How to stalk without stalking


    Organize your luck

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    Hopefully the ugly cop at the very least got suspended.

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    lol if this was a movie, girls would tell thier bf's "why cant you be as romantic as that cop".
    /thread. You can't woo a girl anymore w/o the fear of pepper spray and a restraining order.

    Hollywood lied to me

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    Society is so whacked…Just because a guy isn’t that good looking, drives a 1973 AMC Gremlin or lives with his Mom…Does not give women the right to claim sexual harassment when he asks her out!

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    Society is so whacked…Just because a guy isn’t that good looking, drives a 1973 AMC Gremlin or lives with his Mom…Does not give women the right to claim sexual harassment when he asks her out!
    All the same, you can't blame a woman for reacting like that

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