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    It has come to the attention of the United States of Amerikkka that there are two feuding superpowers who are threatening the stability of the globe. Vietnam (codename mavs>spurs) and North Korea (codename monosylab1k) are experiencing escalating tension that is manifesting itself in increased rhetoric. To avoid a full blown war that could eventually engulf the entire region, I propose the Trolling Brotherhood Treaty -- henceforth known as the TBH Treaty.

    As a nation, the USA has felt the wrath of both superpowers. Previously, Vietnam attacked without provocation and caught this nation with its defenses down. Their ability to effectively fight in the jungle and underbrush should not be understated. In fact, the USA never truly defeated Vietnam and was forced to ultimately retreat.

    At one point, the USA thought that they were on good terms with North Korea. However, following the leak of what was meant to be confidential information sent via private courier, the USA has suspended all relations with North Korea. A known enemy is dangerous; an enemy in ally clothing is deadly.

    In theory, the USA wouldn't mind if these two countries blew each other to smithereens. Unfortunately, the ensuing war wouldn't stay within the intended boundaries. Thus, the need to intervene.

    Upon further reconnaissance, the USA has learned the the feud between the two countries is deep. The USA has talked to allies of each country and the amount of information known about Vietnam and North Korea is overwhelming. Examples of known information: the Facebook profiles of each country, personal addresses, the names and locations of family members, the fact that one country is active in movie reviewing communities, the fact that one country is active in an unexplained mysteries community, the fact that one country is active in a cam dating site, the fact that one country has the initials "N.F.", the fact that the other country has the initials <redacted by Kori Ellis for safety concerns upon further review> ... and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

    It's obvious that each country has the ability to destroy the other country. If not personally, there are allies of each country ready and willing to step in their place and fight the necessary battles. The answer is not for this feud to become a covert, cold war. Instead, we must end the war completely.

    In the TBH Treaty, the USA is offering the following:

    -Both Vietnam and North Korea will become members of the Executive Committee.

    -Both Vietnam and North Korea will be given a three month window of immunity on the EC, meaning they cannot be removed from their post.

    -Both Vietnam and North Korea will be granted a spur under their username simply for accepting the treaty.

    -Vietnam and North Korea will be asked to work together to create and approve a symbol that will be placed under the username of each member of the EC.

    In the TBH Treaty, the USA is demanding the following:

    -All war games and rhetoric must cease.

    -No further shows of force by either side.

    -No further mention of any personal information.

    -A public statement officially calling for a ceasefire.



    To accept the terms of the TBH Treaty, each country most post their approval in this thread. Thank you, world, and have a blessed day.
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    got serious
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    I don't see how this is fair to m>s, tbh..

    Mono started this, just like he started their previous feud..

    M>s should receive an apology IMO..
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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    I don't see how this is fair to m>s, tbh..

    Mono started this, just like he started their previous feud..

    M>s should receive an apology IMO..
    I guess if you have just one side of the story, that's what you might think.
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    Tbh, intelligence says that Vietnam has been able to develop nuclear capabilities unknown to the USA and the rest of the global community, and in the words of its great leader, "is crazy as and ain't afraid to use it." Vietnam rejects the offer but isn't opposed to further negotiations.
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    This is the carrot part of the story, what happens if...
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    It's just hard to imagine the internets becoming so serious.
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    Tbh, intelligence says that Vietnam has been able to develop nuclear capabilities unknown to the USA and the rest of the global community, and in the words of its great leader, "is crazy as and ain't afraid to use it." Vietnam rejects the offer but isn't opposed to further negotiations.
    Don't Rush to judgement, bro. Take your time and think it over.
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    It's just hard to imagine the internets becoming so serious.
    I just hope it ends in jail time so they can tell their friends and family what happened
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    Vietnam also says that Korea started the battle and is only using the USA as a means to come back because he's scared as . is just too deep for both sides to coexist peacefully, IMO.
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    Vietnam is also concerned about Koreas ability to use the backstabbing clause and insists upon FULL immunity before negotiations can continue.
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    I just hope it ends in jail time so they can tell their friends and family what happened
    It making the news would be even more gold than that.
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    Vietnam also says that Korea started the battle and is only using the USA as a means to come back because he's scared as . is just too deep for both sides to coexist peacefully, IMO.
    The USA has no dog in this fight, IMO. If it would end where Vietnam thinks it would end, the USA wouldn't care. But the recon says differently ... and not even due to North Korea. It's a third party who is vowing revenge behind the scenes.
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    Vietnam is also concerned about Koreas ability to use the backstabbing clause and insists upon FULL immunity before negotiations can continue.
    Vietnam would be an Independent, thus cannot be double-crossed by North Korea due to that country being a Mavericks Representative. Additionally, a three month window of immunity is being offered, as stated above.
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    vietnam beat america N korea didn't
    jus sayin
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    vietnam beat america N korea didn't
    jus sayin
    North Korea didn't lose though, either.
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    North Korea didn't lose though, either.
    Commie.
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    Tbh, intelligence says that Vietnam has been able to develop nuclear capabilities unknown to the USA and the rest of the global community, and in the words of its great leader, "is crazy as and ain't afraid to use it." Vietnam rejects the offer but isn't opposed to further negotiations.
    Rofl intelligence
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    I really don't want to do this but I have no choice since apparently 's blowing up. I'm only here to clear my side of things.

    1. I have ZERO information about mavs>spurs other than what was PM'd to me by a guy who is supposedly allies with both of us. All I got was a link to a protected Facebook page. THAT'S IT. I trolled mavs>spurs with this, I posted the name on that Facebook page, and I was wrong for that. I NEVER searched for any more information about him, nor would I ever because I DON'T GIVE A . My biggest mistake was forwarding that PM to another poster on this site who may have a larger vendetta against m>s. That was 100% wrong and stupid on my part. I offer a full apology for that (lol z0sa). But that is absolutely the extent of how far I took things. I have no other information other than the link to the FB page, the name, and the picture displayed. NOTHING ELSE.

    2. If there's someone else trying to start with mavs>spurs (the real person, not the ST persona), CUT THE OUT RIGHT NOW. Whether I know you or not, don't go there. I'm done with this . I've had enough and if anything else goes down I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, NOR DO I CONDONE IT.

    3. We all know he's looked up information about my wife and other family members. I don't know the extent of his knowledge, but it's more than I like. He and all his other photobucket account got friends. I seriously doubt he'd ever do anything with that information because I truly believe he's not stupid enough to do anything with it. Not because I'm some tough guy, but much the opposite, I'll get the police involved immediately.

    He's obviously a smart guy judging by his grades, I know this is only trolling on his part but all the same I've had enough and I'd rather not with him or this site anymore.

    4. In no way, shape, or form have I talked to Kori or timvp about the creation of this thread or having any sort of mediation. I DON'T GIVE A . I'm just sick of the bull and would rather not read a thread where people keep mentioning my wife and every day. But I'd like to reiterate that there was no begging Kori or timvp to back me up on any of this.

    I did some dumb , I thought it was innocent trolling but I took it to far, other people took it too far, and now it's just gotten ing re ed. I tried walking away the best way I knew how (comparing myself to Jesus and Makaveli, lol), but now I'm really done.

    If people don't believe a word of this, fine. But this is 100% the truth.
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    an apology.
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