today is the day. I sat at my keyboard for hours contemplating but I finally did it.
I worked up the courage to type in "half naked woman" into google images. I was in awe. After awhile of searching I came across this girl I liked. She seemed kinda shy at first. However I managed to suck it up and copy and paste this image into my sig. Boy was I nervous but I'm glad it's over with. I can't wait to compare my sig with the other fellas who have done the same thing for years. Hopefully they approve of my catch.
I asked her if she wanted to go on a date tonight and she didn't say no so that's pretty much a yes. I will keep you guys updated on how it goes. Wish me luck
you are unequivocally a heterosexual male now...see how easy that was?
That's pretty badass
Imagine if you were able to include half naked women AND smart people stuff in your sig
tbh it's the smart people stuff that's attracting all the es into his sig, women are attracted to intelligence but a nash like you wouldn't knowThat's pretty badass
Imagine if you were able to include half naked women AND smart people stuff in your sig
From nerd to pimp, just 1 easy step.
The half naked women don't wanna be in my sig
well if you would get smart and change your major from accounting to nuclear physics you could be a badass too, because everyone knows the ONLY reason anyone would do such a thing is because they're an intellectually inferior being who couldn't hack it in a SUPERIOR major tbh.
True.
I wish I were a radioactive SOB
It works better with random chicks, tbh.
That's pretty badass
Imagine if you were able to include half naked women AND smart people stuff in your sig
I proved Stokes' Theorem to her on our first date; she was impressed I used differential forms instead of just doing it in R^3. I was tangent to her curves an hour after we met tbh.
Momma said knock you out!!
LOL doctor love over here.
don't argue with gd27. only pure white girls for him.LOL doctor love over here.
Why is there a picture of a bull here
Seppe knows how to do it.
fortunately you didn't choose that one
or this one
tbh how did the date go? I hope you weren't super nervous imotoday is the day. I sat at my keyboard for hours contemplating but I finally did it.
I worked up the courage to type in "half naked woman" into google images. I was in awe. After awhile of searching I came across this girl I liked. She seemed kinda shy at first. However I managed to suck it up and copy and paste this image into my sig. Boy was I nervous but I'm glad it's over with. I can't wait to compare my sig with the other fellas who have done the same thing for years. Hopefully they approve of my catch.
I asked her if she wanted to go on a date tonight and she didn't say no so that's pretty much a yes. I will keep you guys updated on how it goes. Wish me luck
BUMP & The Light - By Culburn369
Chapter One.
"...Why did you agree to go out with me, a virtual stranger?" BUMP & Jillian were seated in Jillian's high rise apartment, across from Dealey Plaza, where JFK had been murdered almost 50 years earlier.
"You'd be surprised how many guys think just because I'm attractive that I am unavailable. BUMP,,,,I am available. Now tell where in the world you came up with the name 'BUMP'."
"I'm a regular on this message board on the Internet. It's called Mav's Talk, MT for short. It's run by this swell older woman, Kori, and her husband Kevin. The other guys on the board kinda worked me over when I first started, hence the BUMP nickname. It stuck. They're a fine group of guys though, especially the Lakers fellows."
Jillian laughed softly and grasped BUMP's left hand in hers. "Your hand is very warm, BUMP. Are you nervous?"
"A little, Jillian."
"You're just adorable, BUMP. I'm so going to enjoy our time together this evening. Can you stay the night? I'd like that very much."
"Uh, uh, uh, sure, Jillian" BUMP's voice but a still whisper.
Jillian edged closer to BUMP on the leather davenport, then swung her leg over his body and straddled him, settling down onto his lap.
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