Beating up every patron in starbucks

[mavs>spurs]

Does caffeine overdrive ever send any of you guys into a rage? Sometimes I'll be in starbucks drinking my coffee and I just get really ing pissed off. I usually walk up to some hipster looking got wearing a scarf and slap his hot coffee right in his face and ask him WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GOT? When workers and other bystanders jump in to help him I usually stick my arms straight out and start spinning, creating a whirlwind effect and obliterating anything in my path. Anybody else ever feel this way?

[Wild Cobra]

Does caffeine overdrive ever send any of you guys into a rage? Sometimes I'll be in starbucks drinking my coffee and I just get really ing pissed off. I usually walk up to some hipster looking got wearing a scarf and slap his hot coffee right in his face and ask him WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GOT? When workers and other bystanders jump in to help him I usually stick my arms straight out and start spinning, creating a whirlwind effect and obliterating anything in my path. Anybody else ever feel this way?

You know, they have jails for people like you.

[Wild Cobra Kai]

Nice imagination, but hipsters don't go to Starbucks. Too mainstream. Not Fair Trade. Not Organic.

[DMC]

I usually walk in with a large plastic black trashbag, and I am holding it open and looking down into it, and when the dude walks by I say "check this out dude" and he looks in and I have my through a hole and he's looking at it. Then I say "you ing meat gazing got" and I give him a mouthful of bloody chicklets.

[hehateme]

I usually walk in with a large plastic black trashbag, and I am holding it open and looking down into it, and when the dude walks by I say "check this out dude" and he looks in and I have my through a hole and he's looking at it. Then I say "you ing meat gazing got" and I give him a mouthful of bloody chicklets.