so i accidently showed my boss a pic of my penis

[Trill Clinton]

We were talking about all the rain we've gotten recently and how its taking a toll on our yards. So I decided to show her a pic of my backyard so she could see the amount of weeds I have.

I guess as she was scrolling she went a little too far and saw a pic of my king sized butterfinger She just screamed and threw my phone to me and when I saw what was on the screen I immediately apologized. She just ran out my office like I attacked her. She shut her door and isn't answering my calls.

I can't get fired for sexual harassment behind this, can I?

[ChumpDumper]

I don't think you can't get fired just for making up a story on a message board.

[Huey Freeman]

Trill man I going to ask you this man. I like you man, but why is a picture of your in your phone?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Trill man I going to ask you this man. I like you man, but why is a picture of your in your phone?

Good question. That's something only white QB's like Brett Favre do.

[Trill Clinton]

Trill man I going to ask you this man. I like you man, but why is a picture of your in your phone?

sup my ?

I usually delete them s after I take them but I ed up. I send them to different women. They'll send me nudes, I'll send a pick. You never done that? no .

[Juan]

[Creepn]

Iol. Women act appalled when they really like it. She was probably having a "private session" is why she wasn't answering your calls.

[lebomb]

sup my ?

I usually delete them s after I take them but I ed up. I send them to different women. They'll send me nudes, I'll send a pick. You never done that? no .

I've done it a few times........ pimpin aint easy.

[Big Worm]

I guess as she was scrolling she went a little too far and saw a pic of my king sized butterfinger

I can't get fired for sexual harassment behind this, can I?

[Creepn]

I hate when women do this.

Women need to understand that just because a man has a small flaccid size doesn't mean he has a small boner.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If you haven't deleted the picture yet then that's the first thing you need to do. Next you need to undermine her credibility so that no one will believe that you showed a picture of your to a woman. Go around the office establishing your cover story by offering to blow any and all of your male coworkers. If they accept the offer you better play ball or your story won't hold up. It's your only hope.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

As long as you didn't slap her face with it you should be cool, brah

[GeorgeCostanza]

I hate when women do this.

Women need to understand that just because a man has a small flaccid size doesn't mean he has a small boner.

Do women know about shrinkage?

[IronMaxipad]

Fhuta

[redzero]

I hate when women do this.

Women need to understand that just because a man has a small flaccid size doesn't mean he has a small boner.

Smack her around a little bit to show her who is boss. She'll come running back to you eventually.

[mingus]

peniphobia.

[Reck]

So you want to see dude's ?

[DMC]

lol pretending you have a job

[manufan10]

Do women know about shrinkage?

"I was in the pool!"