What makes more sense?

[Magua]

A. God telling someone to quit college and pursue a career at Jiffy Lube.

B. A dog barking orders to murder people.

C. Neither make any sense.


Serious responses only, please.

[redzero]

Oh , here we go again.

[redzero]

Oh, and B, because at least we know for a fact that dogs exist.

[Frenzy]

Most people would follow b then a as well.

[benefactor]

Not sure about a dog barking orders to murder people, but I have met people who told me that messages in the tree bark told them to hurt people. True story.

[Magua]

Not sure about a dog barking orders to murder people, but I have met people who told me that messages in the tree bark told them to hurt people. True story.

"People," as in more than one? Where the do you live, brah?

[Agloco]

Jiffy Lube does profit sharing with employees and management. Just saying.

[lebomb]

Depends on what kind of dog is barking.............

[mouse.]

He took his orders from the puppies on his wifes chest. Can't blame him.

[Goran Dragic]

I forget who said it, but I agree that if god told me to drop out of school to go work at jiffy lube, I'd be really in pissed.

redzero is right that the answer is B. We've all actually witnessed a dog barking before, no one has ever witnessed god giving someone guidance (and no, your priest telling you god guided his into your ass while he was molesting you doesn't count)

[Gutter92]

I forget who said it, but I agree that if god told me to drop out of school to go work at jiffy lube, I'd be really in pissed.

redzero is right that the answer is B. We've all actually witnessed a dog barking before, no one has ever witnessed god giving someone guidance (and no, your priest telling you god guided his into your ass while he was molesting you doesn't count)

Uh...so that wasn't my baptism? O boy