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    PELICANS!!! BRHornet45's Avatar
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    sons someone posted this on Tumblr


    Length of pregnancy:

    Beyonce - Roughly five months

    Jessica - Going on two years


    sons some women (like Jessica Simpson) look for any reason whatsoever to be a fat, lazy pig.

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    Goddam, Jessica Simpson. Goddam.

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    son both of them are Texas broads as well. Its hard to imagine now that not that long ago Jessica Simpson was one of the baddest es in Hollywood. what a shame.

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    Some es like their fries greasy, some dont.

    What do you do.

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    Some es like their fries greasy, some dont.

    What do you do.
    son I guess if there is a perk its the fact that Jessica's teardrops are the size of Abilene, Texas.

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    I'd bet it was a fake pregnancy.

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    How many babies is Jessica Simpson carrying? At least, she will be able to give them infinite amounts of breast milk with those knockers.

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    a little disappoint at Jessica but its only a matter of time before she starts looking like this again son


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    Having been pregnant 4 times myself, I just can't understand how some women can manage those 70-100 lb weight gains. If you take care of your body when you are NOT pregnant, why let it go when you have a real reason to take care? And where are their doctors? I've never heard of any medical advice that says "Eh, no big deal; if you are pregnant gain as much weight as you possibly can because it's perfectly safe for you and your baby." I know many women struggle with weight issues before they get pregnant, but that alone is a great case for keeping close tabs on the pregnancy weight gain. Maybe there are some kinds of extreme hormonal-metabolic reactions some women have during pregnancy that causes this?

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    Maybe there are some kinds of extreme hormonal-metabolic reactions some women have during pregnancy that causes this?
    Yes. It's called "I'm starving because I'm growing a human being" syndrome

    Every pregnant woman knows you don't really need to eat for two, but when you get hungry enough that it actually makes you cry even though you just ate two hours earlier the doctor's warnings about your weight gain mean nothing.

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    In all seriousness though, a lot of times it's plain old gestational diabetes that causes such huge weight gains, which also causes huge babies and health problems for both.

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    another recent mother of that generation

    she was a sack of potatoes at Whitney's show business death thingy



    Like Paula Dean, she's probably in contact with the weight loss/health industry to be spokesporker.

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    Yes. It's called "I'm starving because I'm growing a human being" syndrome

    Every pregnant woman knows you don't really need to eat for two, but when you get hungry enough that it actually makes you cry even though you just ate two hours earlier the doctor's warnings about your weight gain mean nothing.
    Oh man I totally understand the being hungry part, I was an every 2 hour feeder myself I just can't understand doctor's warnings about weight gain during that particular time meaning nothing. And I'm talking specifically during pregnancy only; I think people should manage themselves however they please, when they are the only one at risk.....

    But I hope Jessica's baby is fine----as we've seen before, Jessica is apparently prone to these weight fluctuations and she'll be looking great soon enough

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    I agree. I was in the best shape of my entire life the day I gave birth. I never ate so healthy or took such good care of myself ever as when I was pregnant.

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    My sources have provided me with this exclusive first pregnancy pic of BRHornet45's woman. HOWEVA I'm also hearing he may not be the real daddy.



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    just wait until we see pregoo pics of Snooki. Now that will no....interesting to say the least.

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    just wait until we see pregoo pics of Snooki. Now that will no....interesting to say the least.
    what the

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    she's 14 weeks pregnant.

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    That kid is going to eat good for a few months.

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    she's 14 weeks pregnant.
    no... what the your sentence

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    no... what the your sentence
    Whatever.

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    sons Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for nearly 3 years now.

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