Turtle talk

[cantthinkofanything]

Was washing my hair this morning and had a really neat but weird experience. As I was scooping out some peanut butter, I noticed something moving in the jar. I carefully cleared away some of the peanut butter with my finger and found that there was a turtle down there, desperately trying to poke it's head about the peanut butter. I scooped him out with the spoon, set him on the plate and then rinsed him off under the sink. Then I felt this pressure under my right arm and when I lifted up my arm, another turtle, smaller than the first, crawled out. So now I've got these two little turtles running around the house. When I get off work, I'm going to see if I can find a book about how to raise them.

[Trill Clinton]

[Mr Hanky]

I had to really fire off a missile the other night and I was turtle headin' all the way home.