DeMarcus Cousins

**rayjayjohnson** · 04-06-2012

Beast tbh. Would take him on my team in a second.

**Giuseppe** · 04-06-2012

& you richly deserve him.

P.S., For a change:::try and act like somebody tonight.

**Reck** · 04-06-2012

Originally Posted by Giuseppe

& you richly deserve him.

P.S., For a change:::try and act like somebody tonight.

The Midas touch.

**rayjayjohnson** · 04-06-2012

Cully, ing up threads per the norm.

**Giuseppe** · 04-06-2012

Originally Posted by rayjayjohnson

Cully, ing up threads per the norm.

Just count your luck stars the old lady don't show up. Pappy would be along tootsweet.

**rayjayjohnson** · 04-06-2012

Yawn

**Katherine Robinson** · 04-06-2012

All Sacramento King players are the devil, from Cousins to Thomas.

Dale would always speak of his disdain towards the Sacramento Kings and how they are responsible for so many pussies & assholes whom pull the officiating card for 2002. It lead to his rule that only pussies & assholes do asterisks despite the Spurs being in possession of two such les.

One evening Dale and I were having a casual chat about how Ron Artest and Shaq must look good in the nude. I was a little put off of the detail Dale delved into about the supposed size of Shaq's penus and his wish to touch said organ. I thought he was joking and, with a little smirk on my face, asked him about DeMarcus Cousin's nude figure.

This did not bode well with Dale and he threw the remote control at my face. As I was recovering, Dale proceeded to break each of my fingers on my left hand one by one. After he was finished he told me to "try and act like somebody" and gave me a swift kick to my hip.

I learned a hard lesson that day: The Sacramento Kings are garbage

**Troll Assassin** · 04-06-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

All Sacramento King players are the devil, from Cousins to Thomas.

Dale would always speak of his disdain towards the Sacramento Kings and how they are responsible for so many pussies & assholes whom pull the officiating card for 2002. It lead to his rule that only pussies & assholes do asterisks despite the Spurs being in possession of two such les.

One evening Dale and I were having a casual chat about how Ron Artest and Shaq must look good in the nude. I was a little put off of the detail Dale delved into about the supposed size of Shaq's penus and his wish to touch said organ. I thought he was joking and, with a little smirk on my face, asked him about DeMarcus Cousin's nude figure.

This did not bode well with Dale and he threw the remote control at my face. As I was recovering, Dale proceeded to break each of my fingers on my left hand one by one. After he was finished he told me to "try and act like somebody" and gave me a swift kick to my hip.

I learned a hard lesson that day: The Sacramento Kings are garbage

**Stalin** · 04-06-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

All Sacramento King players are the devil, from Cousins to Thomas.

Dale would always speak of his disdain towards the Sacramento Kings and how they are responsible for so many pussies & assholes whom pull the officiating card for 2002. It lead to his rule that only pussies & assholes do asterisks despite the Spurs being in possession of two such les.

One evening Dale and I were having a casual chat about how Ron Artest and Shaq must look good in the nude. I was a little put off of the detail Dale delved into about the supposed size of Shaq's penus and his wish to touch said organ. I thought he was joking and, with a little smirk on my face, asked him about DeMarcus Cousin's nude figure.

This did not bode well with Dale and he threw the remote control at my face. As I was recovering, Dale proceeded to break each of my fingers on my left hand one by one. After he was finished he told me to "try and act like somebody" and gave me a swift kick to my hip.

I learned a hard lesson that day: The Sacramento Kings are garbage

"i...fell of the stairs" great line, tbh

**Jodelo** · 04-06-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

All Sacramento King players are the devil, from Cousins to Thomas.

Dale would always speak of his disdain towards the Sacramento Kings and how they are responsible for so many pussies & assholes whom pull the officiating card for 2002. It lead to his rule that only pussies & assholes do asterisks despite the Spurs being in possession of two such les.

One evening Dale and I were having a casual chat about how Ron Artest and Shaq must look good in the nude. I was a little put off of the detail Dale delved into about the supposed size of Shaq's penus and his wish to touch said organ. I thought he was joking and, with a little smirk on my face, asked him about DeMarcus Cousin's nude figure.

This did not bode well with Dale and he threw the remote control at my face. As I was recovering, Dale proceeded to break each of my fingers on my left hand one by one. After he was finished he told me to "try and act like somebody" and gave me a swift kick to my hip.

I learned a hard lesson that day: The Sacramento Kings are garbage

**Woo Bum-kon** · 04-06-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

All Sacramento King players are the devil, from Cousins to Thomas.

Dale would always speak of his disdain towards the Sacramento Kings and how they are responsible for so many pussies & assholes whom pull the officiating card for 2002. It lead to his rule that only pussies & assholes do asterisks despite the Spurs being in possession of two such les.

One evening Dale and I were having a casual chat about how Ron Artest and Shaq must look good in the nude. I was a little put off of the detail Dale delved into about the supposed size of Shaq's penus and his wish to touch said organ. I thought he was joking and, with a little smirk on my face, asked him about DeMarcus Cousin's nude figure.

This did not bode well with Dale and he threw the remote control at my face. As I was recovering, Dale proceeded to break each of my fingers on my left hand one by one. After he was finished he told me to "try and act like somebody" and gave me a swift kick to my hip.

I learned a hard lesson that day: The Sacramento Kings are garbage

lol

**Giuseppe** · 04-06-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

All Sacramento King players are the devil, from Cousins to Thomas.

Dale would always speak of his disdain towards the Sacramento Kings and how they are responsible for so many pussies & assholes whom pull the officiating card for 2002. It lead to his rule that only pussies & assholes do asterisks despite the Spurs being in possession of two such les.

One evening Dale and I were having a casual chat about how Ron Artest and Shaq must look good in the nude. I was a little put off of the detail Dale delved into about the supposed size of Shaq's penus and his wish to touch said organ. I thought he was joking and, with a little smirk on my face, asked him about DeMarcus Cousin's nude figure.

This did not bode well with Dale and he threw the remote control at my face. As I was recovering, Dale proceeded to break each of my fingers on my left hand one by one. After he was finished he told me to "try and act like somebody" and gave me a swift kick to my hip.

I learned a hard lesson that day: The Sacramento Kings are garbage

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy