I'll miss the nightly comedy![]()
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/10/politi...html?hpt=hp_c1
On TV right now discussing the suspension of his campaign.
I'll miss the nightly comedy![]()
At my wife's work they have it on CNN with no volume and she said "Santorum is out, we are going to have to watch the news tonight!"
News = Daily show.![]()
lol he's still whoring his kids as a means to create voter sympathy even after suspending his campaign
who will defend the country from the Devil now?
Why did god tell Santorum, Bachmann, Cain and Perry to run only so they could all lose to a Mormon?
God has a pretty sick sense of humor.
Who will be there to protect me from the University of California now?
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The party is over. Now on to business. It's going to get a ugly for Obama and his flock. I pray for them. God bless.
One long national distraction is finally over.
Wow...who would've thought...I was certain Gingrich would bow out way before Santorum...now Gingrich is just gonna look like an ass if he stays in...more so than he already does...
Since he's Catholic he has zero chance getting picked for the VP slot too. Frothy's only real option now is Fox News.
Cmon Santorum, give us one for the road... don't you want to blurt out something like, "In all honesty, I'd really like to thank the black and Mexican community for coming out. I've never been around more than 3 or 4 of you at the same time, so it was quite an experience. I want you to know, even though I'm leaving this race, we'll always have tacos and Kool-aid!"
@Goran Dragic
Saw this in your sig
Snopes is your friend
http://www.snopes.com/politics/santorum/taliban.asp
Eh, we'll probably just have to make do with a greatest hits album.
Last edited by Drachen; 04-10-2012 at 03:03 PM.
Just claim that he said it and tell boutons to spread the word.
Or, send it to your local NBC affiliate.
If you look at the bottom of the picture, it says "Americans for a More American America."
Pretty sure the picture is satirical.
Tbh, he was obviously brought down by the Porno Industry Illuminati.
Rick Santorum's Greatest Hits
His scorched-earth assault on Romney, even as it became increasingly clear he had no chance at winning.
His shock-and-awwwwwww campaign against abusive puppy mills.
His complete and total reversal on campaign finance.
The wrestling journalist who described his 1989 conversation with Santorum as "asshole central."
This quiz.
His principled opposition to human–jellyfish hybrids.
His defense of anti-sodomy laws.
His love of coal.
His bizarre attack on single mothers—and equally bizarre end-times theory about Iran.
The fact that Obamacare was designed to help families like his—whether he admits it or not.
His traveling roadshow, which included the aforemention dude with the pickup truck, and the overwhelming majority of the Duggars.
His bizarre assault on prenatal testing, which he called a coordinated effort "cull the ranks of the disabled in our society."
His tendency to get sidetracked by arguing with college kids about gay marriage.
And...his Google problem.
http://motherjones.com/mojo/2012/04/...-greatest-hits
There are sure to be other summaries. The guy is An American Classic running as a hard-core Papist, an intrusive, authoritarian theocrat.
Thank God. I was afraid I was going to have to vote for Obama to keep this dip out of office. Now I can vote for a Republican that isn't a theocratic dumbass who would probably start world war 3 in an attempt to bring about the end times....and even worse...ban my porn.
Sincerely,
ter McGee
Finally something I can support Santorum on.
His son got real sick. I hope he gets better. He is a great American and would have been a better President than the present.
His daughter got sick and he is a piece of American who would have been a ridiculous embarrassment to this country.
Did any of you have a party when you heard the news? I swear people are too hardcore when it comes to politics. I hear people say how they hate Ron Paul, Romney, Santorum, or Obama but I mean, do you know them personally? Have they personally screwed you over in some way? I guess I could understand in a way if people had bad feelings toward Bush and Obama over their loved ones dying in Iraq and/Afghanistan. I could also understand how the families of 9/11 victims or Hurricane Katrina victims have bad blood with Bush. Other than that, I just don't get it.
Did you honestly think that even by some mystical chance that Santorum became president that he would do all of the he promised?
Do you really think he would stop people from looking at internet porn? Do you think he would stop gay people and straight people from having anal sex? Do you think that he would stop people from being atheists, Jews, or Muslims? Do you think he would have banned abortion?
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