I can't take credit but, ...

[Yonivore]

... these were too funny not to pass along. I saw them on at Lucianne.com from a poster.

We've added two new words to the English lexicon:

Kerrypaign: A complete, absolute, utter failure of a campaign.

Usage: "Our candidate has so screwed himself up, the effort is looking like a real kerrypaign!"

Ratherist: A journalist who has been totally discredited as a charlton and a falsifier of facts.

Usage: "He had real promise at the Times but, it was revealed that he was a ratherist."

[Joe Chalupa]

Yonivorist: A conservative republican masking as a libertarian.

Yonivorphobia: The fear or reluctance to admit you a a conservative republican.

Iraqpaign: Using 9/11 to deflect from the failures in Iraq.

[Nbadan]

He's no conservative Republican't, that I could live with. He's a NeoCon.