So in the past few weeks, I've been going down to the Chase bank near my house to withdraw money. My main ATM card for the checking account was lost so I have to rely of my saving account. There was always this cute chick working there. She always smile and greet me, and I'd always try to go to her line. As she was a bank teller, I only saw her sitting down. This is important later. So last week, I suddenly woke up all the confidence I can and I ask her out as I'm taking out some money.
She said yes! So we set up a time around the weekend for me to come over and pick her up. She gives me her number, I get her address, and I skip home (not literally, but you know) as happy as can be. So it's the weekend, and I drive up to her house in the Z. I knock on her door and her dad answers. A split second of "oh " comes over me, but he just gives me this heartwarming smile and invites me into this house. I instantly feel at ease and we go sit down in the living room. Her dad is all happy like "i'm so glad you're taking my daughter out" and "i really really appreciate it" and all this crazyness. So i'm starting to think to myself "uh oh what have i gotten myself into"...
So her dad reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of car keys. He says "I want you to take my car." I said "No thats okay I have my car". He's all like "no no no" practically forcing the keys into my hand. Still keeping his big smile on his face. No sooner does he give me the keys than do I hear from up the stairs "BZZZZZZZZZZ".
No , she's in a wheelchair! A split second of shallow human being comes over me, but I think about it and say to myself " I can do this! She's awesome and has a great personality, it!"
We go outside, and I realize why her dad wanted me to take his truck. It was all rigged up with the belts and harnesses and the door that came all the way out for the wheelchair. So I took his truck, and we head to the movies. Best part? The handicap spot!
So we're in the theater, and no sooner does the movie start, than she starts putting her hands on my junk! She's a freak! That's totally cool with me! We start making out almost during the whole movie. My roommates are out of town for the weekend, so I ask her if she wants to come back to my place. She says Yes so we get back in her dads truck and we're on the way to my house. We arrive at my house, I have stairs, so I have to carry her inside. Thankfully my room is on the first floor. So i get her inside, throw her on the bed, and we start going at it.
I've got her in missionarry position, it's pitch black in my house and i'm pounding the out of her, when all of a sudden i hear a "POP"
Sure as , her leg ing comes off. She's got a fake ing leg! How did I miss that ??..."KEEP GOING" she screams as I pull her leg and throw that across the room. So I'm ing her and ing her and sure as , I hear another POP! So I pull her leg just like I'm pulling yours.
. Nice one!
Dat copypasta
8/10 bro
Not bad...even if it is a copy/paste. Solid 7.5/10.
Cool story Bro.
Lol oh I get....Chase.
I thought it was the old joke where they go to the beach...she starts panting,"I wanna be ed,I wanna be ed...."
So he throws her in the ocean and says, "you're ed"
Did you pop the question
It wasn't original but it's too damn funny not to share.
But, I do use Chase bank and I do drive a Z so there's some truth to it...
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