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Um Golden state and he left on really bad terms, it was doubtful we would have ever even reported there.
Note: this is a completely fic ious account of events based on supposition only and no facts whatsoever.
Dateline: 16 March 2012, Milwaukee, San Francisco, San Antonio
Stephen Jackson, aka Jax, finds out that the Milwaukee Bucks have traded him to the Golden State Warriors (GSW).
Jax is sitting in his agent's office and says: "Yo, Golden State's sweet, yo... but I wanna win! Can you sort that, yo?"
Jax's agent: "I'll see what I can do".
As Jax's agent is just about to dial Golden State, the GM of GSW calls him: "Okay, so we love Stephen Jackson!!! Love him! He's a balla, yeah?! But, we-eeell... he doesn't really fit our plans, so we're gonna move him. We love him for 2007 and everything, but he's out the door. Just letting you know as a courtesy... hold on, got a call on the other line..."
Jax's agent under his breath: "...gotta do what you gotta do..."
The other call is RC Buford calling the GM of GSW: "Hey! How's the Bay? Anyway, we've got this contract we'd like to move, and he's a really nice guy 'n' all, gets along with everyone, but yeah, we'd like to move him, and we hear you just traded for Stephen Jackson but he's not a good fit?"
GM of GSW: "Yes we did, and... hang on, we did that an hour ago!?! What the..."
RC, interrupting: "Yes, yes you did. But never mind about that now. How about Richard Jefferson and a second rounder for Jax?"
GM of GSW, stunned: "Um, that could work... *muffled voices in the background* ...but we'd need a first-rounder."
RC, cheery as a cheerleader: "Get started on that paperwork and send him our way!" *click*
GM of GSW, still stunned, to Jax's agent: "You there? Um, yeah, Stephen is now a Spur."
Jax's agent, frowning at wotif.com on his computer screen where he'd just booked tickets to San Fransisco: "Damn, those tickets are non-refundable!"
*In the background, you can hear a mercurial 6'8" small forward from Port Arthur, Texas, who helped to win a championship with the San Antonio Spurs in 2003, whoopin'-and-a-hollerin' his lungs out.*
Fade out...
Last edited by RuffnReadyOzStyle; 05-03-2012 at 05:40 AM.
Um Golden state and he left on really bad terms, it was doubtful we would have ever even reported there.
Dude, that is old news and it's a fictionalised account. Have a laugh.
Good stuff.
Note: this is a completely fic ious account of events based on supposition only and no facts whatsoever.
Dateline: 16 March 2012, Milwaukee, San Francisco, San Antonio
Stephen Jackson, aka Jax, finds out that the Milwaukee Bucks have traded him to the Golden State Warriors (GSW).
Jax is sitting in his agent's office and says: "Yo, Golden State's sweet, yo... but I wanna win! Can you sort that, yo?"
Jax's agent: "I'll see what I can do".
As Jax's agent is just about to dial Golden State, the GM of GSW calls him: "Okay, so we love Stephen Jackson!!! Love him! He's a balla, yeah?! But, we-eeell... he doesn't really fit our plans, so we're gonna move him. We love him for 2007 and everything, but he's out the door. Just letting you know as a courtesy... hold on, got a call on the other line..."
Jax's agent under his breath: "...gotta do what you gotta do..."
The other call is RC Buford calling the GM of GSW: "Hey! How's the Bay? Anyway, we've got this contract we'd like to move, and he's a really nice guy 'n' all, gets along with everyone, but yeah, we'd like to move him, and we hear you just traded for Stephen Jackson but he's not a good fit?"
GM of GSW: "Yes we did, and... hang on, we did that an hour ago!?! What the..."
RC, interrupting: "Yes, yes you did. But never mind about that now. How about Richard Jefferson and a second rounder for Jax?"
GM of GSW, stunned: "Um, that could work... *muffled voices in the background* ...but we'd need a first-rounder."
RC, cheery as a cheerleader: "Get started on that paperwork and send him our way!" *click*
GM of GSW, still stunned, to Jax's agent: "You there? Um, yeah, Stephen is now a Spur."
Jax's agent, frowning at wotif.com on his computer screen where he'd just booked tickets to San Fransisco: "Damn, those tickets are non-refundable!"
*In the background, you can hear a mercurial 6'8" small forward from Port Arthur, Texas, who helped to win a championship with the San Antonio Spurs in 2003, whoopin'-and-a-hollerin' his lungs out.*
Fade out...
Ruff, were you picked on a lot in school?
I think Jax was at the airport about to go to GS when he received a call from his agent or was it Pop?
Pop: "There is this girl called Pressure and she wants you back in SA"
Jax: "I'm there coach. My Pressure!"
Only until I stood up to the bullies. Bullies are by nature cowardly and insecure.
And yes, what I wrote was a little bit of lame fun. So sue me.
Most of the kids in drama class were if his school was anything like Jay.
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