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    "ABC News reports that Hurricane Isaac, currently a tropical storm brewing southeast of Puerto Rico, is on track to hit Florida the same day that Mitt Romney and 50,000 Republican delegates, journalists, protestors and guests descend on Tampa for the Republican National Convention but whether it will skim the east coast near Miami or crash head-on into Tampa, is still up in the air. The worst possible scenario is that Hurricane Isaac stays on the western track, skating over the Caribbean Sea south of Haiti, crossing the primarily flat landscape of western Cuba into the Gulf of Mexico then curving east and hitting Tampa dead-on. 'Tampa is just as vulnerable as New Orleans was in the sense that the water will funnel into the bay area and from the storm surge which will flood completely the whole entire city of Tampa,' says meteorologist Max Golembo. 'It would be a disaster in the Tampa area.' If a hurricane or tropical storm is bearing down on Tampa, the priority of law enforcement is to evacuate residents, leaving GOP officials to make the decision of when to evacuate delegates says Hillsborough County Emergency Management spokeswoman Holly Wade. 'We have to look at a lot of factors, like timing and landfall,' says Wade. 'We provide the weather information, then we take that to the host committee, which decides if the event goes on or if the event gets altered.' A Category 2 hurricane could disrupt convention activities because the Tampa Bay Times Forum, site of the festivities, is within a mandatory evacuation zone for storms of that magnitude."

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    Pat Robertson says it's The Birdcage's fault.

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    , the major networks may end up covering the opening day after all...with the obligatory geeky guy outside in the windbreaker screaming into the microphone while getting his ass blown around in the wind and rain.

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    Maybe the storm surge will save us from the Ryan reign of terror.

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    Is there any doubt this is the work of the Anti-Christ?

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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    It would be pretty awesome to see, just so we could have Toby Keith look into the camera and say "Barack Obama doesn't care about white people" on the benefit telethon.

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    I can already see the photo op. Look at how brave and presidential Mitt Romney looks, standing there near the shore, his perfectly quaffed hair waving ever so slightly in the hurricane forced winds, looking out over the waves to the horizon, squinting ever so slightly and nodding his head as people in uniforms point and say things to him.............

    Oh look everybody! Here's Mitt at a hurricane shelter handing out bottled water. He really cares!

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    Oh look everybody! Here's Mitt at a hurricane shelter handing out bottled water. He really cares!
    You mean selling it at $0.25... he's such a noble guy

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    I could've sworn the Hurricane Machine was Bush's creation.


    What Vast Fillintheblank Wing Conspiracy is responsible for this?

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    You mean selling it at $0.25... he's such a noble guy
    You're right. Can't show Mitt involved in a government handout.

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    You mean selling it at $0.25... he's such a noble guy
    $1.25 son. Gotta make that extra quarter over normal profit when the local water system is shut down. Supply and demand, y'heard?

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    Wasn't Bill Gates working on some Hurricane related device?

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    Yay! Hurricanes!

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