Scandanavia

[I. Hustle]

Ok, you are 18 maybe 19 or 20 away from home for the first time. You become a viking (one of them) you wanted to see the world (instead you'd rather rape and pillage). So there you sit on a bench nursing your third horn of mead, listening to Hjalnik talk about his last trip to Russia (you've heard it already 300 times). Sitting beside you is a thick (most the time actually huge) (they are all s) girl named Bergthora (they pick common names). Her job is to hustle drinks for the bar. She wants you to stay at her bar so she does whatever that takes. You are her everything as she keeps reminding you, she loves you no . She has never met anyone like you. Around midnight (they don't want to deal any sooner, because you aren't as drunk and the sex will be less rough) it's time for her to strike a deal. She wants you so bad, she just has to have it as only you can do it, hahahaha!!!!! It doesn't matter to you if you are the worst or the best she ever had because you are going to take her anyway and then leave in the morning.

What would you do in that situation?
And if you weren't around in the 8th to the 11th century then I don't want to hear your opinion.



*On a side note: Avante, there can be only one! You're next!*

[JudynTX]

Have you run out of ideas?

[The Gemini Method]

Bergthora just screams biggun chick...trying to scream that name would be bersome if you go that route...