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  1. 10-09-2012 #1
    CosmicCowboy
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    And at least TRY to be funny....
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    "look honey, even my turds are green"
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    "So that's what you did with Big Bird?!?!?"
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    " see, I do poop gold bricks" god bless
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    Quote Originally Posted by jack sommerset
    " see, I do poop gold bricks" god bless
    Winner so far.
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    "look, its says jerry sandusky was here"
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    "So that's where boutons comes from."
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    "I never saw a wallet that big before!"

    Most people have their wallet in their back right pocket, and it looks like that's her point of view.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy
    Obama you need help?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy
    Mitt:"Yup, just stick it in there sweetie! Stick in that hundred dollar bill and you will get back what you paid for! Little republican girl: " OMG! it's a big ole stinky ! I love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Cobra
    "I never saw a wallet that big before!"

    Most people have their wallet in their back right pocket, and it looks like that's her point of view.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Cobra
    "I never saw a wallet that big before!"

    Most people have their wallet in their back right pocket, and it looks like that's her point of view.
    You know it's a solid joke when you feel inclined to explain it right afterwards.
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    I'm not good with a punchline, but it's gotta be something about "wedgie-proof magic Mormon underwear"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Cobra
    "I never saw a wallet that big before!"

    Most people have their wallet in their back right pocket, and it looks like that's her point of view.
    your joke sucked, but you explaining it made me laugh......so at least there's that
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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy
    Fearing that his euphemism about Obama sticking his tax hikes "where the sun don't shine" may have confused his middle school audience, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney attempts an illustration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnsmith
    You know it's a solid joke when you feel inclined to explain it right afterwards.
    I explained it for people like you.
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